Hey! You'd be AMAZED at some of the stuff those Bulgarians put into plastic bottles!
You've heard of rakia? They DRINK that stuff!
Actually, I want to try it myself... But then if it's ever poured out of a drain pipe, through a sewer grate and into a bottle, I'll probably try it at least once.
Next up on my hit list is: Jeppson's Malört
http://bumwine.com/others.html
You've heard of rakia? They DRINK that stuff!

Actually, I want to try it myself... But then if it's ever poured out of a drain pipe, through a sewer grate and into a bottle, I'll probably try it at least once.
Next up on my hit list is: Jeppson's Malört
http://bumwine.com/others.html
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35% alc. by vol.
This foul Sweedish liquor seems to be indigenous to Chicago. The word "Malört" means wormwood in Sweedish. The tag line on the label says it all, "Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malort reject our liquor. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate. During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort. During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, 'My Malort is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.' It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor. The taste just lingers and lasts - seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! PERSERVERE [sic]. Make it past two 'shock-glasses' and with the third you could be ours...forever." People write in to us claiming that the flavor is a mixture of tussin, nail polish remover, gasoline, bug spray, varnish remover, grapefruit rinds, corn syrupand metal with a hint of herbs. The taste powerfully lingers for at least ten minutes. While it's certainly worthy of mention as "quirky, disgusting booze," at $15-$20 a fifth, it's definitely not the drink of choice for Chicago bums. It's mostly bottom-shelf pints of liquor instead of that wormwood-infused flower of the Jeppson company.





