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T-cowboy

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2012, 09:55:26 PM »
HOw do you castrate a redneck?

You kick his sister on her mouth..

carl_nnabis

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2012, 10:13:09 PM »
;D
sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium... batman! ;D
oh man im so silly
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tryl

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2012, 07:44:17 PM »
crudest sexist joke i heard awhile ago...

"you ever seen cindarella backwards? its the story of a woman the learns her place." lmao.
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Tsathoggua

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2012, 02:32:09 AM »
Q:What do you throw a drowning paki?

A-his family
Nomen mihi Legio est, quia multi sumus

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2012, 03:40:28 AM »
Not a joke, but very funny!!  ;D  Lord of the Rings Parody - Jack Black https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOrRWw07F7k
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Sneak

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2012, 06:10:32 PM »
Hahaha love it. Clandestine Chemist joke time. No where else!
If you really want to enjoy a pure, clean product the only way... is to make it yourself...

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...

carl_nnabis

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2012, 06:04:27 PM »
Theory is when everything is known but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works fine but no one knows why.
My lab combines both practice and theory - nothing works and no one knows why ;D
"It's like the drug trip I saw when I was on that drug trip!"