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braindamage
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re: new rule
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| ^yeah w the title practical introduction to the art of multiple right wing personalities.poor ol sam |
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Vitus
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primathon
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re: new rule
Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:14 am |
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Man, you are one certified, grade-A nutball. Let's see... where to start?
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Being a full member of the Illuminati and one the first Illuminati interdimensional beings to come to your planet I will now explain our involvement with your planet.
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So where is it exactly you're from? Please provide exact galactic coordinates, relative to our dimension.
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As many of your know, use of fossil fuels on your planet continues to increase. This is part of our plan.
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Good plan.
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We have put interdimensional particles into practically every engine and power plant on earth which siphons off part of the heat and/or electrical energy and delivers it into our dimension for use in our engines and power plants.
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How did you manage to get these particles into our engines/power plants? Did you dump something in the fuel? All of it? If you're siphoning heat/electricity, allow me to recommend you place some of those "interdimensional particles" into, oh, say, the nearest star and/or quasar. While we're on the topic, what exactly are these particles you speak of? Could you do us all a favor and enlighten the human race on a revolutionary new aspect of the universe of which we were previously unaware?
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There are some benefits to you humans so it isn’t just us who are benefitting. We have greatly sped up your evolution and your industrial revolution. If it wasn’t for us you would still be in the jungles killing each other and dying of disease, but instead you humans can share in the technology we have provided for you.
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You're right. I'm glad we're not killing each other or dying of disease anymore. And I should thank you again for providing humanity with what seems like, uh, all of our technology up to this point. By the way, what exactly was it that you provided us with?
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As a matter of fact you can also share in the great wealth made possible by the technological revolution. You can start by going to the nearest Republican Party office if you are in the USA and joining or if you are in another country by emailing the Republican Party and asking them for the best right wing parties to join in your country and then once a member ask them for advice on investments, how to get various jobs to become rich and successful and so forth.
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So, let me get this straight: To reap the benifits of the technological revolution, for which you are responsible, all I need to do is join the Republican Party? And I'll get rich? Wow. Why didn't anyone ever tell me it was so easy?
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If you are a member or are thinking of becoming a member of a left wing organization, the communist party or an islamic organization you automatically targetted by our death squads and it is just a matter of time until you are eliminated. So beware. Deviant organizations such as the last three mentioned are provided to weed out weaker members or you race. The choice is yours
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Fuck! You can tell what I'm thinking?!? I'm screwed!
Can you tell whether or not I'm thinking about banning your crazy ass?
Can you tell me what the answer is?
Edit: Aww... Who am I kidding... I'd never ban you for this. Hell, I needed a good laugh.
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braindamage
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re: new rule
Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:48 am |
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| the answer is NO man.thats the difference between us and him-we are homo sapiens.he has as much right to his sencless rants as to the rest of us |
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Lief
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primathon
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re: new rule
Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:23 am |
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What the hell does that have to do with anything we've been discussing?
Dude, I quit. You make my head hurt. |
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Vitus
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re: new rule
Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:51 am |
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From Sam's link:
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"Bill cosby is naturally funny"
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Talk about bad taste! Even for a flag waver, I'd never expect something like this.
This is more interesting:
Sam apparantely is suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia.
http://mightyrighty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1848
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The reason — several flights had been fired on by al-Qaeda with "SAMS"
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LOL! They are not the only ones. 
He must have overdone it on the interdimensional particles I guess... |
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The_Dude
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re: new rule
Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:53 am |
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So where is it exactly you're from? Please provide exact galactic coordinates, relative to our dimension.
Fear not Primathon, I have it on good authority that Unobtainium is currently en route aboard the Hive space station, to the offending galactic quadrant in question, having correctly decoded the originating co-ordinates from a hacked transmission between Lief and Rush Limbaugh.
If you look slightly to the left of the constellation Orion between 11.00 and 12.00 O'clock tonight you will notice a bright flash in the sky.
That WAS Lief. (Who coincidentally, was a small pile of green slime masquerading as a Plaedian Grey, prior to being transformed into traces of Carbon and Ozone) |
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Vitus
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re: new rule
Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:58 am |
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The Hubble telescope managed to penetrate the outer layer of green slime and took this image just before impact:
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joe_aldehyde
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Re: re: new rule
Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:37 pm |
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"The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly...it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over."
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didn't he also say: "advertisement can only be successful if the level of intelligence needed to understand its message matches that of the least intelligent individual in the target group." |
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Vitus
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re: new rule
Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:32 pm |
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Yes. This is also a good one from him:
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."
and this one is from Goering:
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders . . . All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism." |
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