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jolly roger
April 6th, 2002, 08:37 PM
imade some 'loud white powder'like my friend told me to, i dont knw what it was but here are the instruktons. perhaps u kan tel me....

add lots of salt to sum hot water, til no more will melt and then kool the mix to frezer temp.

take out the powder with a spoon, and light with a match

mine didnt work :confused: . why not... i followed the instructions exactley.

Pu239 Stuchtiger
April 6th, 2002, 08:51 PM
Because your "white powder" is sodium chloride, you fucking idiot. I eagerly anticipate what will happen when nbk2000 reads this thread. :D

Polverone
April 6th, 2002, 08:57 PM
I think it's pretty obvious this guy is a troll. Perhaps the first E&W Forum troll? He's not a very good troll, in any case. He will soon be deleted of course. I suggest, Sir Troll, that you will find more fertile pastures elsewhere. Here, the first really stupid thing you say will get you banned. You're about 3 times over the lethal threshold already.

jolly roger
April 6th, 2002, 08:58 PM
how did this "sodium chloride you fucking idiot" get in my solution??? what the fuck is an NBK and how do I make one of them?

jolly roger
April 6th, 2002, 08:59 PM
how did this "sodium chloride you fucking idiot" get in my solution??? what the fuck is an NBK and how do I make one of them?

jolly roger
April 6th, 2002, 09:00 PM
sorry about the 2 posts.

Pu239 Stuchtiger
April 6th, 2002, 09:12 PM
Message to mods:

What the hell is this thread doing in the "Explosive Peroxides" section?! This belongs in the "Banned For Life!" section. I'm sure the problem will soon be corrected. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

I have never, ever seen someone so stupid... "what the fuck is an NBK and how do I make one of them?"... laughing my ass off. :D

RTC
April 6th, 2002, 09:20 PM
Is this The Jolly Roger?! I doubt it.

None the less, what a prick! The stuff you boiled is salt, and will do jack shit, so go ahead and use for it's use, throw it on some fry's!

:tuts to one's self: what a lamer..

<small>[ April 06, 2002, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: RTC ]</small>

jolly roger
April 6th, 2002, 09:27 PM
ah tinking about it that would make sence. i supose iwas told a load of crap than,

but that not my fault.....

sory bout this post,

gues some1 can delete it

<small>[ April 06, 2002, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: jolly roger ]</small>

DarkAngel
April 6th, 2002, 09:32 PM
I just can't believe this guy,this just got to be a late April fool.
Am i right?

What the hell did they do to you?
Your hopeless <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

nbk2000
April 6th, 2002, 09:38 PM
(Announcer)
An NBK (Naturalius Born Killium) is a vicious meat eating predatory animal.

It's natural habitat is The Forum, which is it's exclusive hunting ground.

It's sole source of food is the slow and dim-witted herbivore known as "k2W|_". These rather stupid creatures are in plentiful supply in the Forum, but are quickly taken down and killed by the lightning fast NBK.

The process of the kill is called "HED" by the natives who inhabit the NBK's hunting grounds.

As the NBK is a prolific hunter, we will have many opprotunites to watch this vicious killer in action.

Wait....it seems we're going to be able to watch a k3wL being given HED!

The NBK is creeping through the bush towards a k3wL that has imprudently stopped at the watering hole alone.

(BACKGROUND SOUND)
NBK:
GRRRAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! :mad:

(Announcer)
The NBK has jumped onto the k3wLz back and has clamped his massive fangs into its neck! :o

k3wL:
BBLLLAAAAAAHHHHH! BBLLLAAAAAAHHHHH! BBLLLAAAAAAHHHHH! :eek:

(Announcer)
The k3Wl is thrashing about wildly, trying to throw the NBK off, but it's a futile effort! The NBK is just too powerful for the K3wL to fight off!

(BACKGROUND SOUND)
RRIIPP! AARRRGHHH! Sllleesshhh.....

(Announcer)
Oh my God! The NBK has just completly eviscerated the k3wL. Its entrails are strewn all over the ground!

Wait....what is the NBK doing?

Oh GOD! It's sodomizing the K3wLz corpse while smearing its entrails all over its body! I...I...(BACKGROUND SOUND)yyuurrrgghhhh....splat(/BACKGROUND SOUND)...stop filming! It's too terrible!

(BACKGROUND SOUND)
NBK:
AARRRRGGGHHH!! PUNK!

:D