Trap Light Bulbs

[UAC labs]

I want to make a booby trap light bulb that will detonate when the light switch is turned on. But there is one BIG problem. It is IMPOSSIBLE to make a hole in the glass bulb to pour in the gasoline. I dont have any tools like a blow-torch or a drill. Does anyone know of an easier way?

[Demolition]

I believe nbk knows a way to do it.
(IIRC he calls it HED <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

Damn KE\/\/LS :mad:

[Jack Ruby]

I don't have any tools? What The Fuck is that?

I want to know how to do something with absolutely nothing?

What do you even say to that?

[Polverone]

[Well, it looks like I have time to do some more polished mocking if UAC isn't going to get zapped right away...]

Oooh, lightbulb bombs! Well do I remember the fun I had as a child with lightbulb bombs. Every Christmas my father would fill some 500 miniature tree lights with lead azide so that it could be more like my favorite holiday, the 4th of July.

Anyway, as cool as they are, I think I can offer you such an awesome explosive that lightbulb bombs will be long forgotten. First you will need some dynamite (available at Sears or K-mart, just look on the demolition aisle). If they don't want to sell it to you don't get all pissy and threatening with them. That is the mark of an amateur. Instead, come back later with a long trenchcoat and platform shoes while wearing a ski mask. Comment on the brisk weather so they won't think you're trying to hide your face. You might want to bring along a bottle of alcohol to drink from once in a while just so they can see you're over 21.

The real fun begins after you've bought your dynamite and taken it home. Make sure the crate says ACME on the side. If it doesn't you may well have the wrong kind. Place 6 sticks of this standard sized dynamite in the top of a double boiler on a stove. Heat it in a moderate amount of water until oily nitroglycerin (also known as PETN) begins floating on the surface. PETN is good but you want to convert it to C4, which is also known as Semtex and is a powerful military explosive.

To do this you'll need 1 liter of Jolt cola (it MUST BE JOLT! Generic brands will not work!) and 500 ml concentrated sulfuric acid. Combine the Jolt and the acid in a large glass mixing bowl (remember: always add acid to Jolt, not the other way around) slowly, keeping the temperature below 40 C at all times. Quickly add your LMFAO (another synonym for PETN) that you got from the boiling stage to the Jolt/acid mixture. It may fizz a bit when they meet, but don't worry. That's normal.

As the mix begins producing Semtex it will be sensitized, so it is prudent to wrap the whole container with a sack full of crushed glass and old nails. This will absorb and dissipate the blast in case of accident. Typically it will take 40-50 minutes for the Semtexization to complete, or about 15 minutes if you microwave it on HIGH. Omit the nails from the Safety Sack if you're going to use the microwave process. You don't want any dangerous sparks! The conversion is finished when your mixture no longer tastes of Jolt cola. Semtex can be reliably initiated with a #8 ACME blasting cap.

You're welcome.

<small>[ March 29, 2002, 02:00 AM: Message edited by: Polverone ]</small>

[angelo]

UAC Labs, you should realise that this subject is considered Kewl. Just from reading posts, you should be able to work out a way to make it without needing to fill a light bulb with gasoline.

seriously, think before you post.

I am locking this thread. If NBK feels like some HED, he can do it later.

[nbk2000]

3 new topics in as many hours....what a moron.

Anyways, the punk is giving HED in the BFL section now. Too bad for him, huh? :D