The villagers of the town of Foruminia have gathered on a cheerfully sunny day for the execution of one the most notorious criminals to ever be sentenced to (Hot Electron) Death in this part of the 'net.
His crime? Rape. More specifically, rape of the english language. One of the most dispicable crimes there is in this town. And he raped a virgin (topic) too, making him worthy of nothing less than death.
As the infamous village idiot Taz is lead up the scaffold to where the white hooded executioner, NBK (non-black hood :p :D ) awaits with the ax, he pleads for mercy.
"Plez! I now knot quilty" (Translation "Please! I'm not guilty")
The executioner bitch slaps the condeemed.
"Fool! Every time you open your mouth you prove yourself guilty of your heinous crime...rape of the aryan tongue!"
The idiot knows he's dug his own grave and begins praying to his pagan god.
"Meesa eesa! Kunta kentai kentucky fried! Watermelon watch ozer mee!"
As the moron babbles on in his gibberish tongue, the executioner nods to his attendants who shove the doomed fool to his knees and force his nappy forehead to the chopping block.
NBK rears back and raises the ax high into the air as the crowd holds it's breath.
As the ax falls, a wet crunch, followed by a howling scream, causes the crowd to flinch.
Taz is thrashing against the restraining hands of the attendants because NBK accidently (on purpose) missed the neck and, instead, cut off the top of his skull, leaving the brain exposed to the crowd.
As the grey organ pulses with the beating of TaZ's heart, NBK casually bends over and inspects the fools brain. Noticing the rather puny size of it, (and poking it with a stick for fun <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> ) he proceeds to finish the job and put the pinhead out of his misery.
Of course, being a rather brutish and thick necked bastard, it takes several whacks to finish the job, but NBK is patient and in no real hurry to work up a sweat.
10 minutes later, the cretins bloodied head is sitting on the pike in front of the scaffold where the Forumites can spit on and slap it as their revenge for his heinous crime.
Thus justice is served.