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Q
August 14th, 2001, 03:52 PM
I know epsom salts{magnesium sulphate} and liquid paraffin make you shit your pants,but how much of them will do the job quickly+effectively?There this prick I know...I don't want to kill him.

c0deblue
August 14th, 2001, 05:56 PM
A mixture of cascara and mineral oil is also reputed to have a very high "velocity of detonation" - enough to keep someone in the s(h)itting position from morning to night. As to dosage I really couldn't say, but I'm curious about how you're proposing to overcome what appears to be a profound mutual dislike and get him to swallow what you want him to --- "Hi guy, let's stop fightin' and be friends. Here, drink this ..." http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

kingspaz
August 14th, 2001, 06:03 PM
my dad ate a whole bar of laxative chocolates. he thought it was normal chocolate. ahahahaahahhaha...he was shitting for hours!!!

BoB-
August 14th, 2001, 06:40 PM
TacoBell http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

megalomania
August 15th, 2001, 02:03 AM
If you don't know the dosage of magnesium sulfate to give, then don't do it. It can be poisonus. I suggest sticking with over the counter laxitives, they will do the job with far less to swallow, and proper dosage guidelines on the box.

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jin
August 15th, 2001, 11:23 AM
i was just looking at some childrens joke shop laxitives called mr.s.hits krapalot sugar its ingredients are sugar,magnesium sulphate theres about two tea spoons of the stuff in the packet.the only directions are put sugar into a hot drink and retire to a safe distance.

-A-
August 15th, 2001, 09:56 PM
I agree with megalomania, just go to the pharmacist and tell him you haven“t gone to the bathroom in 4 days and you need something powerful.

Anthony
August 15th, 2001, 10:10 PM
"excuse me, I've got a shit the size of Texas jammed in my bowels, what's the strongest laxative you've got - that is unnoticable when mixed with coffee?"

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DarkAngel
August 16th, 2001, 04:45 PM
Give me some laxitive or i'll sh..

No but i saw a few guys buying that stuff sometime ago they wanted to putt it inside a drink of a teacher but they didn't do it because they where to scared http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/frown.gif


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Teck
August 20th, 2001, 05:55 AM
Whats Cascara?
and whats the ratio?

mrloud
August 20th, 2001, 11:02 AM
Have you considered something to induce vomiting instead? Syrup of Ipacec is diguised almost perfectly by the taste of scotch & Coke. Only a small amount is needed and will ruin someones night at a party good and proper. I tried it on myself and it certainly was effective.

J
August 20th, 2001, 02:04 PM
I expect it would be easier to get him to eat the chocolate than some dodgy chemicals. Just send it to him gift wrapped with a note from a 'female admirer'. Obviously, re-package it first!

A word of warning: the joke stuff that you put in tea makes the drink taste foul; he'll notice.

J

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DarkAngel
August 20th, 2001, 03:55 PM
Coffee would be better as it haves a strong taste.

A-BOMB
August 20th, 2001, 05:49 PM
Imagine before a football game that you attach to all the water lines a superlaxative and put out of order signs on all the mens restrooms and locked them if you could and rig all the taps at the beer stands the same way and all the guy that have to shit were would they go if the restrooms are locked? Imagine the havoc!http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

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Chade
September 4th, 2003, 04:33 PM
A much better (and easier) trick, if you want to get at someone you don't like, is one my old chemistry teacher told me. Apparantly he and his mates would slip a few grams of phenolpthalein into the victims tea or coffee. Phenolpthalein is clear in a pH neutral or acid solution, and I don't know what it tastes like, but apparantly this guy didn't notice it. It's a useful indicator, because it turns pink in an acidic solution. When this guy went to the toilet, a lovely, not to mention unnerving stream of pink urine was produced.

On a side note, it's kinda hard to get hold of phenolpthalein nowadays, as it's a suspected carcinogen. So maybe this trick isn't as safe as it once was.

knowledgehungry
September 4th, 2003, 05:17 PM
My father mentioned that to me once, he said either he or one of his friends did that to one of their friends with no adverse effects.

nbk2000
September 5th, 2003, 12:24 AM
Phenolpthalein used to be the active ingredient in an OTC laxative, ex-lax I believe, but was removed as being "carcinogenic". Certainly it would work as a laxative, but what about taste? I don't know.

I know that chloropicrin will do a real job on someones intestines, killing off the flora and causing the lining to slough off, making bloody diarrhea for weeks thereafter. :) Only a drop or two will do it.

FrankRizzo
September 6th, 2003, 12:10 AM
Phenolpthalein can be found in most children's chemistry sets. The nice thing about it is that it can be applied to someone's drinking glass and left to evaporate the solvent (usually alcohol). The thin film of Phenolpthalein (white film) left behind is virtually unnoticeable and will easily dissolve in whatever liquid is put in the glass afterward. A few drops (3-4) in a normal sized glass (8oz) is all it will take.

cypher13
September 12th, 2003, 11:49 PM
The best laxative of this type of which I am aware is ordinary contact lens cleaning solution. If you choose to use it, don't do it on the cheap: buy Bausch and Lomb or some other name brand - money was never better spent. It's a very strong, non-toxic detergent, that loosens fecal matter from the intestinal walls and even adds a bit of water to the delightful mixture.

A little bit goes a very long way. No more than a few drops in a Starbucks Venti Caffe Latte should be adequate. Naturally, it is water-soluble and is odorless, colorless and tasteless when this dilute.

You will enjoy the results of your handiwork in about a half an hour.

A

knowledgehungry
September 13th, 2003, 12:09 AM
http://www.epinions.com/well-review-1B94-2CBA4B76-399D7132-prod5

On the topic of laxatives, enjoy.

Flake2m
September 13th, 2003, 06:36 AM
This gives me some ideas to work on how to taint the entire staffs supply of coffee. My idea though involves adding a laxitive that is solid at room temperature into there supply. Of course the staff make coffee for themselves and after a few cups (believe me teachers need coffee) they will be really feeling it afterwards.
You'd need a fairly powerful laxitive because you generally only use about two teaspoons of coffee per cup. I was actually thinking of using chocolate flavoured laxitive to give the coffee that Mocha taste ;).
You can't say that I don't give the teachers the shits sometimes:p .

sauvin
October 10th, 2003, 03:42 AM
Is it an urban legend that Visine used to contain a substance that would cause involuntary urination? If not, any idea what that substance might be?