Getting shot with a spud gun and the human response

[blindreeper]

*rich guy voice on* After much reseach into human pain...*rich guy voice off*

Nothing technical here guys and few girls. Since we all like a good laugh I decided to show you guys some videos of getting shot by my metal spud gun (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/spud.html) (you can see some inguries and movies there) and the human result. I was going to post this in the old thread about my spud gun but alas it has been deleted.
Well I'll post the links to some of the movies here (even though you can downlaod them from the website above:

1 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit1.MPG)

2 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit2.MPG)

3 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit3.MPG)

4 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit4.MPG)

5 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit5.MPG)

6 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit6.MPG)

7 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit7.MPG)

8 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit8.MPG)

9 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit9.MPG)

10 (http://www.geocities.com/blindreeper_chemistry/hit10.MPG)

They are all great but number 10 is a bit raunchy :p

I did string all the movies together into one big .WMV but geocities won't let me upload wmv files. So you have to get them individually. They are roughly 350kb each.

Enjoy!

EDIT: Stupid "exceeded its allocated data transfer" now you have to wait a while to get the movies. Sorry but when you get the chance go for it!

[Anthony]

Your bandwidth is already maxed out, can't you upload them to the FTP?

[DBSP]

I've said it several times, use www.imagestation.com for upploading-posting vids/pics, as long as the movies are in mpeg,and there is no size limit, AND they don't run out of bandwith!!!

These free hosts got very lousy bandwith, don't use them when there are better alternatives.

The above is of cource if you don't need a homepage or can't uppload to the FTP.

[Mumble]

An aquintance of mine was going to let me do the same thing to him. Only from what I can tell, my cannon is a bit bigger(7 feet, and capable of at least 1000 ft. in distance). I got to shoot him in the chest, if he could kick me in the crotch. He backed out when I shot a potato through a barn (both sides). Besides, he owes me money, and I wouldn't cash in if I impaled him with a potato at 200mph+. The want to remain a free man long enough to legally be able to drink a beer is a big goal of mine as well.

By the way, I love the comentary in the australian accent. It just adds another layer of humor onto it for some odd reason.

[chemwarrior]

Hes Australian... how is that funny??:confused:

Be polite to people of other nationalities, else you yourself will look like an ass.

[blindreeper]

I love it when people think Australians talk funny cause you sound funny to me!
I take no offence about how we talk.
I will upload the 3 minute movie to the FTP, I will put it in the uploads section called "The boys take hits"

[Lil_Guppy]

I think its a little too late for him chemwarrior :p

Quote: I love the comentary in the australian accent.
Did you think it was a put-on accent? :rolleyes:

Damn funny btw blindreeper :)

[blindreeper]

Ok it's uploaded onto the FTP in the uploads/other/The boys take hits
It's in a .wmv format. Now all we have to do is wait for chemwarrior to put it in the right section so we can all download it!

[xyz]

I have never shot anyone with anything other than water in any of my pneumatics as I am sure that they would cause some serious damage (I once shattered a 20mm hardwood board using a C size battery in a small cardboard sabot, and have put large dents in a sheetmetal bus stop using potatoes).

BTW, Why are we not allowed to download from the uploads folder? Could a special folder where uploading and downloading (but no deleting) is allowed for things such as this?

[peterthesmart]

I think the hosted images folder is supposed to do that, or maybe it isn't working?

[xyz]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that:) .

Maybe there should be a hosted videos folder as well.

[Mumble]

I meant no offense in anyway. I don't think I am better than other nationallities or any of that. Accent wasn't exactly the right word either, but I could not come up with a better one. I was just saying that something about the dialog stuck a little extra chord with me. Sorry if it came off as offensive or derogatory.

[nbk2000]

You're not allowed to download from the upload folder bec ause the upload might still be in progress at the time, resulting in file corruption.

[blindreeper]

Good to see you around nbk! Do you mind telling us how the DVD progress is going?

You can download the movies here (http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=4288744323). It's an imagesattion folder so download away my friends!

[xyz]

The movies are pretty damn funny... "And here's *****, about to take one for the team...bang...oowwww" :) :p :D

BTW blindreeper, did you get the email I sent you?

[blindreeper]

Yeah we have a bit of a Jackass feticsh. It is all inspired by Johnny Knoxville. We are making a movie this summer, and we have some footgae of us setting my brothers chest hair on fire with a zippo so that will be something to look forward to :p

xyz, I got your email and gave you a big ass reply and the supplier.

[Lil_Guppy]

[CONCERNED PARENT VOICE]
Now dont you go lighting your entire body on fire with petrol and riding a bike off a toilet block with only a garbage bin full of water to put yourself out with :p :rolleyes:
[/CONCERNED PARENT VOICE]

Have fun doing your movie :)

[xyz]

Blindreeper, have you seen the trailer for Crazymotherfackles? It is similar to jackass but a lot more improvised/dangerous, search on KaZaA for "CMF" in the videos section and you should find it, it is called "CMF Trailer" or something like that. If you can't find it then I will up it to the FTP for you.

The movie was meant to come out last year but they lost a whole load of footage and had to delay it, it still hasn't come out yet :( .


EDIT: I would also like to add that MGI Videowave is a very good piece of software for producing movies, I have produced a short (15 minute) movie that I made with some friends and it was a very good program to use. You can add music and special effects and custom scene changes and all the cool stuff like that. You need a capture card to get your taped video onto your computer before you can edit it though.

[AsylumSeaker]

I am downloading all of them and adding them to my folder of funny videos.
No Aussies are offended by people thinking our accent is funny. We love it!
Its funny in one of them, the camera dude is like "how do I turn it off? How do I turn it off?" and waving the camera around, and in the background your hear screaming and the guy runs past the camera.

[blindreeper]

Yeah we have decided to call our movie "Stoking the Bunsen"
We will be doing some billy cart action in the movie and we are going to a shopping center to get some extreme trolley action. We have this one McDonalds picked out because it has nice curbs and some sick phat phun hedges!

[xyz]

Large rocket motor attached to trolley?

[blindreeper]

I don't think think so! But if we can find ourselves a front whell drive car we are going to put the McDonalds trays under the read wheels and go for a spin in the car park. I have seen it done! Massive doughnuts!

[xyz]

You will have plenty of fun if the car is a VW beetle or other suitably small vehicle, with about 10 - 15 people squished in :D . The only drawback to this is that you can't drive over curbs or speedbumps or the bottom of the car gets all scraped (the car is REALLY low down because of the weight).

I have always thought it would be fun to weld an anchor or three onto the end of some stong chain, lock it to someone's towbar, hide the setup under the car, then videotape the results when they drive off. Or you could do this to your own car, and claim you knew nothing about it if someone stops you.

[Sp!der]

Am I the only one that the links didn't work for?

(I have the sinking feeling I used some extreamly bad grammar in that last statement...)

[Intrinsic]

Considering all of those links are almost 5 years old, I am not too surprised.
Generally links are off site (helps save bandwidth for the forum), as opposed to being attachments.