painful creativity request

[spongebrain]

i'm not sure how to ask this but here goes, i have this "fantasy" that some crack head decided to stab my best friend in the heart in front of me and miraculously got away. he was stupid and or smart for turning himself in the next day and is being charged for 2nd degree murder. when he gets out my continuing fantasy lets me kidnap him and torture him for about a month. unfortunately i dont have theoretical/experienced knowledge on the torture subject. can someone point me in a direction of some literature so i can continue my fantasy?

[festergrump]

HMMM...Spongebob. The name says: It all.

My idea for you to get revenge is to shave your legs, then tape your pecker between your butt cheeks, dress up like a lady, then go to your marks house and purr like a kitten beneath his window. When he comes out, load the bag of scorpions you've wisely hidden beneath your wig into your PVC spudgun and yell, "HELP! I've got him! The dude that stabbed my same-sex lover!".

OR:

You could try thinking up a little revenge plot of your own. I dunno, call me crazy, but this "FANTASY" that you have is not appropriate for this forum in the sense that you have added no creativity of your own (I added some creativity, don't you like it? :p ) aside from the fact you want to kidnap and torture this person. We are not terrorists, here. Kidnap him at your own risk. (and except the responibilities, without us)

Haloperidol may help.

[meselfs]

Look at the title of this window. It says: "The explosives and Weapons Forum."

That should give you a hint concerning what 99.99999999945235% of us (+/- 0.2%) think of your post.

[mongo blongo]

Oh my god! He killed Patrick? :eek:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/146/patrick2.jpg
Noooooooooo! :eek:
Who did it?
Was it Squidward? :D
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/6005/squidward.jpg
or even Gary? :rolleyes:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/4710/gary3.jpg
:D

[nbk2000]

Look up "Torture" as a subject heading at your local library, or on the internet. You'll get plenty of ideas.

In the meantime, this topic is closed.