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nbk2000
December 1st, 2006, 10:13 AM
sherman - i/I, k3wL

nzkaos - k3wL

countchocula - i/I, k3wL

thunderbird - grammar, spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

timgoo - grammar, spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
December 2nd, 2006, 10:31 AM
CriminallyInclined - Just on general principle

dynatech - engilsh rape

GeshAsi - english rape

nbk2000
December 3rd, 2006, 04:43 PM
fafner - Copy/Paste posting

nbk2000
December 4th, 2006, 02:29 PM
glennfarrell4000 - spoonfeeding request

nbk2000
December 9th, 2006, 11:08 PM
Lance000 - Spoonfeeding Request, UTFSE

Kabloom - Spoonfeeding Request, UTFSE

nbk2000
December 14th, 2006, 07:53 PM
Bodek - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

lilboomboom - Advertising

dave smith - grammar, spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
December 20th, 2006, 12:45 AM
ap_gruffud - k3wL

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nbk2000
December 20th, 2006, 10:15 PM
President - k3wL, UTFSE

nbk2000
December 22nd, 2006, 09:27 AM
hector007 - 1+1 Chemistry, Copy-Pasta

InsertUserNameHere - UTFSE

wonderone - UTFSE

ElGreene - Spoonfeeding Request

Element13 - Advertising

mr_john - Advertising

nbk2000
December 27th, 2006, 08:34 AM
IroquoisP - UTFSE
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nbk2000
December 29th, 2006, 07:22 PM
ColdEXP - Post Flooding

nbk2000
December 31st, 2006, 08:13 AM
dave101 - UTFSE

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nbk2000
January 2nd, 2007, 05:40 PM
shad0wf1ame - i/I, grammar, UTFSE, k3wL

magnesium - Advertising

killerkitty - grammar

tinker - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
January 7th, 2007, 01:14 AM
ngoht420 - UTFSE

mig12 - UTFSE

nbk2000
January 12th, 2007, 06:07 AM
deja - english rape (este sitio es inglés solamente)

nbk2000
January 14th, 2007, 08:15 PM
kai0 - useless, UTFSE

curious sniper - spoonfeeding request

Maitreya
January 16th, 2007, 09:44 AM
English uses a capital "E."

nbk2000
January 18th, 2007, 03:52 AM
Wiltshire - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

Maitreya - Banned starts with a capital "B". :p

nbk2000
January 18th, 2007, 09:13 PM
controlledexplosion - UTFSE for the brilliantly original idea of using a disposable camera photo-cap for making a detonator circuit. :rolleyes:

grndpndr - i/I, grammar, UTFSE

megalomania
January 22nd, 2007, 02:00 AM
Oh, Maitreya, you crawled right into his mouth and worked the jaws to masticate your tender juicy ripe flesh. It's Dumb with a capital "D."

nbk2000
January 23rd, 2007, 08:58 PM
event505 - advertising

anarchyistheanswer - Post Flooding

nbk2000
January 25th, 2007, 10:32 PM
Halifax_corey - useless, UTFSE

nbk2000
January 28th, 2007, 05:50 AM
bickford - i/I, spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
January 28th, 2007, 10:29 PM
click192 - +1 reply

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nbk2000
February 2nd, 2007, 08:44 AM
ligand - useless

Dombum - A danger to himself and those around him.

KMnO4 - Necromancy

nbk2000
February 3rd, 2007, 11:12 AM
skar6996 - Library Request

pudgedog - useless

tmp
February 3rd, 2007, 03:10 PM
NBK, I see you've had some tasty treats lately ! I'll follow your lead. KMnO4
is hereby BANNED from the FTP for the crime of 'Necromancy'. That lame
thread started by 'Chem' has been dead for 4 1/2 years. Maybe we should've
advised 'Chem' to grind a little sulphur with his KClO3 ! His spelling was
atrocious anyway !

sbovisjb1
February 3rd, 2007, 04:37 PM
Tmp, nice to see you are still around. I was getting a little bit worried for some time.

nbk2000
February 4th, 2007, 09:45 AM
spra - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
February 5th, 2007, 11:49 PM
MoWo - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
February 6th, 2007, 11:11 PM
TactiK - useless, flaming

nbk2000
February 8th, 2007, 04:52 AM
pigeon6 - Library Request - contribute before asking

13000 - Guilt by association (with TactiK)

nbk2000
February 9th, 2007, 08:19 PM
cobrasniper555 - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

houdini - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

wiegems - Library Request, UTFSE

nbk2000
February 11th, 2007, 06:55 PM
*strobe* - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
February 15th, 2007, 12:38 AM
boysbe - Advertising

nbk2000
February 22nd, 2007, 10:35 PM
Plotin - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

Sturmabteilungsmann - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

cephas - useless

nbk2000
February 26th, 2007, 04:17 AM
Hammer - Useless
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nbk2000
February 28th, 2007, 12:27 AM
fused - useless
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nbk2000
March 1st, 2007, 01:56 AM
rebelpride33 - k3wL

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nbk2000
March 2nd, 2007, 07:04 AM
furtek - Library Request

nbk2000
March 4th, 2007, 06:10 AM
cnote - Advertising

jaru - useless, UTFSE

nbk2000
March 5th, 2007, 06:40 AM
SpookyKid - UTFSE
.................

nbk2000
March 7th, 2007, 10:35 AM
hoot_nick - Post Flooding

nbk2000
March 8th, 2007, 09:10 PM
Gravity36 - useless

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nbk2000
March 9th, 2007, 09:35 PM
dissolvedleo - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
March 10th, 2007, 11:49 AM
meta - useless in the extreme

nbk2000
March 15th, 2007, 09:49 PM
kingtaboo - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

chris S. - advertising

Bert
March 16th, 2007, 06:55 PM
Ah, Chris S. I thought we'd be seeing that nick in this section...

nbk2000
March 19th, 2007, 06:55 PM
Lucy777 - UTFSE, k3wL

nbk2000
March 24th, 2007, 07:11 PM
harbingeroflife - useless

shavah - useless

Shadowstriker - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
March 26th, 2007, 07:06 PM
lbsvs - k3wL who claimed to be seymour lecker.

If he wasn't, then he's banned for being a liar trying to ride on someone elses coat-tails. If he was, then he's banned for being a k3wL anyways. :p

nbk2000
April 1st, 2007, 01:41 AM
Artillary Kid - useless, UTFSE

nbk2000
April 9th, 2007, 06:48 PM
eslam128 - useless
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nbk2000
April 11th, 2007, 03:51 AM
Chappers - i/I, grammar, UTFSE, spoonfeeding request

nbk2000
April 13th, 2007, 11:36 AM
ssdd - not having the good sense to know when to be quiet.

Oh, and i/I, even after a warning ban.

nbk2000
April 18th, 2007, 04:13 AM
juan19 - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
April 18th, 2007, 03:08 PM
pollution - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

nbk2000
April 21st, 2007, 04:44 AM
vietcong - useless, UTFSE

nbk2000
April 21st, 2007, 03:19 PM
Crimson Guard - library request

C9H18O6notC8H12O4 - useless

ossamaussama - +1

A fullfilling meal. :)

nbk2000
April 22nd, 2007, 02:14 PM
krackerjack9 - lack of proper manner

nbk2000
April 23rd, 2007, 04:52 PM
evilbert - library request, UTFSE

nbk2000
April 26th, 2007, 09:17 PM
txclimer - a danger to himself and those around him.

sbovisjb1
April 26th, 2007, 11:52 PM
This at first ANNOYED ME! But after a while of getting used to the routine, I began to follow basic sentence structure and to my amazement, I began to use capitals and proper sentence structure on IRC and MSN! I find it ironic.

nbk2000
April 28th, 2007, 06:10 PM
BigArt47 - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

Alexires
April 29th, 2007, 06:59 AM
sbovisjb1 - Same here. It didn't irritate me, but I didn't see what the big deal was. Now I'm the resident grammar nazi around here *grin*.

Thank you to the forum for improving my grammar and sentence structure *chuckle*.

nbk2000
May 1st, 2007, 10:34 PM
hiphoplearner - Library request, first post/new topic, and a name that's too 'Wigger' for my taste.

nbk2000
May 3rd, 2007, 03:11 PM
tareg - useless, UTFSE

jurko - Library Request

nbk2000
May 7th, 2007, 10:54 PM
hakamooo - Thread Necromancy

CCC -UTFSE, Library Request

209
May 10th, 2007, 06:59 PM
I am almost close to bursting out laughing ever time I hear these new stupid names these punkass teen K3wls come up with.

The ones that I laugh about are ones like "explosiv-boi" or "Artillarykid" or "Bomb-makr". Who the hell come up with these stupid names?? It shows that they know little too nothing on the subjct. I look at them posting and think 'Heh they arn't going to last more than a week" and sure enough they end up here or in the BFL section. My name is simple 209 (thats two oh nine to you :D). Starting of my student number at school. Why they come up with names that have "boi" or "kid" in them I will never know. Shows that if they dont get blasted to smitherines by the kilo's of AP they make, NBK simply eats them, bye bye :D

Gammaray1981
May 11th, 2007, 03:51 PM
What's worse, you can tell almost how long they're going to last by their first post. I keep seeing kids with a single post (probably the one I'm reading) and thinking, "He'll be gone in a week".

My name is a rough constant, and has been since about 1999, when I first started hanging around the internet. Originally due to the most interesting physics lesson my previous teacher ever taught, on radioactive decay, Gamma rays being the most penetrating. But this is RS, so you all know that. Except for those to whom this page is dedicated.

nbk2000
May 11th, 2007, 04:47 PM
uckur - Library Request

nbk2000
May 12th, 2007, 04:40 PM
codz30 - useless k3wL

nbk2000
May 15th, 2007, 04:30 PM
nguyenvandat - useless, UTFSE

nbk2000
May 17th, 2007, 01:57 AM
big mul - i/I

section8 - Lack of proper grammar

nbk2000
May 23rd, 2007, 01:02 AM
dexrocker500 - useless, UTFSE

INFERNAL-AFFAIRS - danger to self and others, specifically for using a BLENDER to pulverize the filling of aerial signal flares! :eek:

ANNM69SEMTEX - Lack of proper grammar. The name alone is reason enough.

nbk2000
May 23rd, 2007, 09:26 AM
Usually such drivel is deleted, and was, but I still had it up on another computer, so here it is.

I'v acquired some pistol flares lately, and I wanted to know what's inside. The stuff in them was a little hard to remove because it was rock solid. It was like white rocks with black grains in it, I managed to powder it in a low-speed blinder. Now I got white powder and black little grains about 0.5 mm diameter.
I tried to smash the little black things but nothing happened in the blinder, I tried to hammer one grain but it just got flat like a soft metal, I tried to burn it and iy ignited, I added a couple drops fo water to the powder it produced and it smeeled like ammonia, so the little black grains where magnisium grains with oxidized surface.
Regarding to the white stuff, I added some SA and it ignited so I guess it was chlorate as an oxidizer but when I tried to burn it it burned in yellow flame, unless there was something else the chlorate shouldn't burn, or it wasn't chlorate, any one can help me on that? (PS I can't call the producer, there was no phone number but there was russian writings all over the flares ,I guess it was the russian army who made them)
Now the point is can I use the magnisium as a replacement for AL in solid fuel or shuld the grains be powder-size for efficiency ?
I 've conducted a succesful experiment using the Mg and the powdered oxidizer but can I make it more efficient by modifying the oxidizer or the Mg grains ?

I'm assuming that 'blinder' is supposed to mean 'blender'.

plutobound
May 23rd, 2007, 09:51 AM
Thanks NBK, it was even better than I expected. I'm glad that the majority of garbage is just deleted, but this was sooo bad, it's worth the entertainment value.

Reminds me of a show I saw, where two cops had stopped a car. The passenger tried to grab the gun from one of the cops (while being questioned)and then bolted. Within 10 seconds, both cops had emptied their guns at the fleeing guy. IIRC they shot a total of 30 rounds and missed with every one of them. It makes you wonder how some people are capable of walking upright.

nbk2000
May 28th, 2007, 07:33 PM
gamicalguy - useless

OAStubby - library request

There was another one I was going to ban for necromancy in replying to a 5 year old thread about making chlorate from bleach, who also was rather ironically mocking someone else who got banned, but who's username I forgot to copy before deleting all their crap posts.

So, to whoever you are, you lucked out of being the Beasts snack for today, but I'm sure I'll feast on you the next time you post. :)

nbk2000
May 29th, 2007, 08:42 AM
vialone- Captain Obvious

chemist646 - UTFSE, first post/new topic about DPPP! :mad:

nbk2000
June 1st, 2007, 06:52 PM
clickmh - useless, UTFSE


please help me

i am new
i want convert naclo3 to nh4clo4 by heating
please give me procedure to do that

its important on my research

First learn to put together a proper sentence. :rolleyes:

nbk2000
June 3rd, 2007, 03:54 PM
zeig - english rape, UTFSE

megalomania
June 11th, 2007, 12:30 AM
sparkylomond - first post/new topic, spoonfeeding request

nbk2000
June 15th, 2007, 05:20 PM
Knoxville - UTFSE

Really...dude....you should have known better.

nbk2000
June 16th, 2007, 12:14 PM
wannaplay - spoonfeeding request, UTFSE

If you're so interested in meth, go to a drug forum, not an E&W forum. :rolleyes:

nbk2000
June 25th, 2007, 06:05 PM
zeppelin69 - A hazard to himself and others

in_flames - Useless

ddriver - Lack of proper grammar.

I don't think it's just text-messaging, or the Internet, or the schools alone...it's a combination of all of them, plus lazy parents and a society that prefers immediate gratification and 'bling' over long-term value and substance.

nbk2000
June 27th, 2007, 06:16 PM
SquirlHunting666999 - UTFSE, useless

The name alone would have gotten him denied membership, so he must have been approved while I was asleep.

nbk2000
June 29th, 2007, 10:25 PM
priestboby - useless

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nbk2000
July 2nd, 2007, 10:20 PM
ExplodeesLover - UTFSE

DF90 - 1+1 chemistry, lack of proper grammar

nbk2000
July 5th, 2007, 11:06 AM
The Beast is always hungry, so wave the Red Flag to signal suppertime! :D

nbk2000
July 12th, 2007, 01:05 PM
LeshracVNN - i/I, danger to self

nbk2000
July 13th, 2007, 07:13 AM
syfilius - useless, lack of proper grammar

nbk2000
July 15th, 2007, 02:37 PM
J. Savoie - k3wL, for having the gall to post a link to a k3wL @narchy text file site. :mad:

bluetuniclink - Advertising

nbk2000
July 16th, 2007, 10:23 AM
camelslaper13 - i/I, grammar, danger to self and others

nbk2000
July 28th, 2007, 06:30 PM
zpimp - i/I, library request

nbk2000
July 29th, 2007, 09:45 PM
tintinteslacoil - necromancy, lack of proper grammar.

...I am a college graduate, well into middle age, I get mail from the AARP. This would be a great site if people would stop being sore at petty problems like spelling, punctuation, etc...get along like professional adults who had to work together to solve a problem.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize that proper language skills were optional to 'professional adults' when discussing the manufacturer and handling of materials that can turn the human body into a cloud of pink mist because someone didn't think that putting a decimal point in the right place mattered.

I gave him a link to TOTSE, since he thought good language skills are optional here.

nbk2000
July 30th, 2007, 05:46 AM
Raffikki - Lack of proper grammar, danger to self and others.

The idiot tried to sign back up using the same name with a '2' after it...like I'm not going remember! :rolleyes: :p

nbk2000
August 2nd, 2007, 06:19 AM
Warriorsword - Library request, lack of proper grammar, post flooding, self-signing, UTFSE

And all that in only 2 posts! :p

nbk2000
August 13th, 2007, 08:28 PM
Bodypain - Useless

Ofortuna - Useless

nbk2000
August 17th, 2007, 05:25 PM
SquirlHunterof09 - Lack of proper grammar

I never would have approved him if I had been the one to see his e-mail addy...Rea6per66@yahoo.com

209 - UTFSE

Enkidu
August 17th, 2007, 06:47 PM
209 - UTFSE

I was wondering when you'd get around to him. :)

megalomania
August 18th, 2007, 04:01 AM
Major Havoc - useless, kewl, apparently schizophrenic too.

nbk2000
August 18th, 2007, 05:38 AM
Now you've fulfilled his life's ambition...snack. :D

nbk2000
August 20th, 2007, 10:03 PM
OXI - Useless, Library Request

nbk2000
August 22nd, 2007, 05:24 AM
CoLDWaR - Library Request, UTFSE

nbk2000
August 22nd, 2007, 11:59 PM
Tetranitrate3 - useless

blythenator - Lack of proper grammar.

nbk2000
August 24th, 2007, 01:56 PM
fanofboard - Rape of the English Language

nbk2000
August 26th, 2007, 09:29 AM
trash can man - i/I, UTFSE

nbk2000
August 27th, 2007, 05:22 PM
S1mplevV - First post a new thread, in the wrong section, and not E&W-related

Randy D - English Rape

nbk2000
August 28th, 2007, 10:12 AM
Omniknight - Lack of proper grammar and not knowing when to stay quiet.

nbk2000
September 2nd, 2007, 07:24 AM
pqzm - Lack of proper grammar, UTFSE

photojenic - Homework help request

nbk2000
September 3rd, 2007, 10:02 AM
jbhirsch - Advertising

Naota33 - For whining to me about 'I've made two posts, why does my post count show 0?'.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW! :mad:

nbk2000
September 6th, 2007, 11:13 AM
jujukemist - Not knowing when to stay quiet.

Many people have been banned for that...not knowing when to stay quiet...which is just like real-life, where speaking - or saying the wrong thing - at the wrong time can get you killed.

Insulting the Beast in its own hive is never a good thing to do.

nbk2000
September 15th, 2007, 04:09 AM
BlackZodiac - Disrespect of staff, failing to UTFSE, and all-around k3wL'ish uselessness.

Cobalt.45
September 15th, 2007, 09:48 PM
If ever there was an arrogant, self-absorbed piece of nothingness, this choat swiller was it.:p

His posts reinforce the necessity of rs.org being moderated.

Thank you for his much deserved bitch slapping, megalomania. And nbk2000 for eliminating this pariah from our midst.

festergrump
September 15th, 2007, 10:20 PM
I also truly enjoyed seeing both Admin break off their feet in this child's rectum. In this day and age in my location, you can only see such disciplinary action performed here at RS, since you'll surely be in legal trouble if you did such a thing as punish a child anywhere else.

I tend to vicariously live out the punishments I'd personally like to dish out to America's wild and disrespectful children through this thread. It's almost enough to appease my general disgust of what has become of the world I see around me everyday.

Thanks, Mega or NBK for going back and including his original post in the BS thread he started. Trophy HED's are actually very useful, IMHO, for brats and otherwise good standing members, alike.

Mr Science
September 15th, 2007, 10:33 PM
I 100% agree, great job bringing the Banned for Life alive again. :D

nbk2000
September 16th, 2007, 03:38 AM
poissonson - Whining about Mr Science making separate posts for each of his torrents, and that somehow excusing poissonson's post-whoring.

Also, english rape would also have been a good reason, as demonstrated in the below PM:


Originally Posted by nbk2000
When you have links to post, you post them in one post, not 5 posts 1 minute apart.

That's called 'post-flooding' and is a highly annoying way of boosting ones post count.

Since it's information, you won't be banned, but your post count is set back to zero.
Chee thats a bit harsh
As considering I was only trying to share material with this forrum
As for all the post in such a short time that all the time I had spare ,not reallising that I was flooding as you call it
In your new post section
I see that Mr Science has made 8 post from 2.55 to 2.58 is that not call flooding I don't see his post number being set back to zero .Whats the differants?
I feel like I'am a victim
As if you wanna band me that would be your losses to this forrum as I think I have contributed with some good post to this forrum for such a short time that I have being a member
Cheers

nbk2000
September 21st, 2007, 08:00 AM
ramsey - Library request, UTFSE

Guy was signed up in '04, and fucks himself off with his first two (duplicate) posts being 'Gimme this book!' requests in the rapidshare thread. :rolleyes:

And to think he could have found a working link if he had just UTFSE.

nbk2000
September 26th, 2007, 06:44 PM
ekrema - First post/New topic, UTFSE, lack of proper grammar.


i know that hmx is more Seriously than rdx ..... why don't i see anything about it ???


Because you're banned? ;)

appa327 - UTFSE, lack of proper grammar.

nbk2000
September 30th, 2007, 01:33 PM
kungfuli - library request

nbk2000
October 2nd, 2007, 05:27 PM
Polumna - Danger to self and others.

tmp
October 3rd, 2007, 12:21 AM
I did my best to respond to his post about the dangers of sparking media.
I wanted him to READ some articles on the FTP, but SHIT HAPPENS !
ADIOS MOTHER FUCKER !

nbk2000
October 3rd, 2007, 03:13 PM
igoroptiks1979 - Advertising

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

Mikail - i/I, Library Request

Hirudinea
October 3rd, 2007, 04:30 PM
igoroptiks1979 - Advertising

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

So your saying that you have some doubts about his intelect, is that the jist of it? (Now if you'll excuse me I have to go change my pants having just shat them from laughing.)

nbk2000
October 5th, 2007, 12:30 PM
anees anees - English Rape, UTFSE


hello
pls i wont mathod paperation of sarin gas


Wants to know how to synthesize a war-gas, but can't even put together a coherent sentence. A perfect example of biting off more than you can chew. :p

zhonglangwu - Advertising

arnold - Useless, Necromancy, +1

Charles Owlen Picket
October 5th, 2007, 09:19 PM
Quote:
"hello
pls i wont mathod paperation of sarin gas"
_______________________________________________
I have never commented on the administrative issues herein....of course; it's not my place. But I actually believe in my heart that you all are saving LIVES getting some of these fellows out of here.

"I won't a mathod paperation........" Dear Holy Mother of Jesus, there is really no need to comment any further but this must either be (1) someone who can't grasp the language (in which case the synth would be remarkable to reach productivity) or (2) the fellow is 10 years old.

anonymous411
October 7th, 2007, 12:39 PM
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

So your saying that you have some doubts about his intellect, is that the jist of it? (Now if you'll excuse me I have to go change my pants having just shat them from laughing.)

Yep....CLASSIC! Best flame I've read in years. I just forwarded this gem of a passage to a few of my more assholish friends whom I knew would appreciate it. :D

nbk2000
October 10th, 2007, 09:41 PM
art_051 - i/I, UTFSE

Mortifero - i/I, UTFSE

megalomania
October 11th, 2007, 05:41 PM
seifullaah73 - i/I, kewl

tmp
October 13th, 2007, 02:06 AM
Seifullaah73 removed from FTP service as well.

Gammaray1981
October 16th, 2007, 06:28 PM
I thought I recognised that "stupid" string...
http://tingilinde.typepad.com/starstuff/2006/07/the_ultimate_fl.html

nbk2000
October 16th, 2007, 08:32 PM
It was too good to not use. :)

nbk2000
October 17th, 2007, 10:05 AM
Sworn - Rape of the English Language.

The bastard PM's me to ask for access to the BC section, and doesn't even bother with coherent sentences.

Just jump right onto my tail, why don't you? ;)

megalomania
October 17th, 2007, 07:17 PM
He asked for access to a section that all members can view... That is very encouraging :rolleyes:

Vitalis
October 17th, 2007, 07:28 PM
Roguesci attracts all kinds. This person is obviously a genius. Should have let him stick around and attempt a Sarin synthesis. One less idiot in the world would be a good thing.

megalomania
October 25th, 2007, 07:12 PM
-smokyjoe- - Rape of the English language, kewl, and a fucking idiot.

nbk2000
October 28th, 2007, 03:29 PM
panzerkampfwagen - 1+1 chemistry, danger to self

megalomania
October 28th, 2007, 10:08 PM
You got to him before I did, the writing was on the wall from the beginning for that guy.

nbk2000
October 30th, 2007, 07:00 AM
Scappe - n00bie/first post, UTFSE

The_Duke
October 31st, 2007, 06:29 AM
leander- UTFSE, rape of the English language, post flooding, completely useless

nbk2000
November 1st, 2007, 06:15 AM
Avivsworld - UTFSE, first post/new topic

nbk2000
November 4th, 2007, 06:26 PM
julia-renee - UTFSE

.....................

Mr Science
November 24th, 2007, 03:03 AM
I must say, I am very impressed no one got HED in this long. Maybe people are finally starting to learn...

megalomania
November 24th, 2007, 01:39 PM
Don't be too impressed, we don't always bother with inconsequential newbs and spammers that never make it past the moderation queue.

megalomania
November 25th, 2007, 11:59 AM
popi1955 - first post/new topic, UTFSE

Jacks Complete
December 1st, 2007, 02:23 PM
coco_lapraline - Rape of English, I/I, but mostly SPOONFEEDING! Also, he re-posted the thread after The Duke nuked it the first time.

megalomania
December 29th, 2007, 08:51 PM
4Q4E3A - thou shalt not build a nuke in your basement, nor shalt thou ask how to do it.

gnitseretni - UTFSE, spoonfeeding, and a danger to himself and others

megalomania
January 2nd, 2008, 10:27 PM
miller07 - advertising

megalomania
January 6th, 2008, 05:36 PM
Gammaray - rape of the English language

Man Down Under
January 6th, 2008, 07:56 PM
There is a God after all! :)

megalomania
January 14th, 2008, 05:00 PM
Kail - UTFSE, spoonfeeding, kewl

megalomania
January 27th, 2008, 06:17 PM
Hoadodrenia - spoonfeeding

The-Student - UTFSE, first post/new question, homework request, posted question in the high explosives section that has nothing to do with explosives in any way, shape, or form.

Emil
January 28th, 2008, 08:12 PM
*Bangs his head against the wall* God, how many more stupid people are there out there. Good work mega. Gotta keep out the rif raf.

megalomania
February 15th, 2008, 02:56 PM
Ratman2050 - post whoring. He must have made 50 posts, every one of which was a stupid one liner comment. Violation of post whoring rule defined here: http://roguesci.org/theforum/faq.php?faq=faq_therules#faq_reply_posts

megalomania
March 10th, 2008, 08:45 PM
ficdogg - a whole new low in kewl, even TOTSE would reject this guy.

megalomania
April 18th, 2008, 10:00 PM
jinu8532 - UTFSE, spoonfeeding, first post new topic, thread in wrong section, rape of the English language

Dumb ass started a new thread asking how to concentrate nitric acid. We have an entire section devoted to it!

megalomania
April 20th, 2008, 08:40 PM
Jabir ibn Hayyan - waste of space

megalomania
April 21st, 2008, 04:28 PM
kharkose.1 - UTFSE, first post new topic, rape of the English language

megalomania
April 25th, 2008, 01:21 AM
kaboum - UTFSE, spoonfeeding, first post/new thread

megalomania
April 26th, 2008, 05:44 PM
camharris133 - UTFSE

megalomania
April 29th, 2008, 01:19 AM
MAGNUM9987 - kewl, grammar, first post/new thread, post whoring

Some webmasters hate it when people lurk, this guy is the reason I prefer it.

megalomania
July 4th, 2008, 02:50 PM
seko_seko - Rape of the English language, first post/new thread, spoonfeeding

Tictocmen - spoonfeeding, first post/new thread, i/I, grammar

Hinckleyforpresident
September 8th, 2008, 06:21 PM
toro - useless, necromancy, kewldom

Alexires
September 16th, 2008, 06:49 AM
bentle - Rape of the English Language, I/i failure.

If you can't make breath-noises properly, you don't deserve to make any breath-noises at all (I refuse to call his post "speech").

Hinckleyforpresident
September 17th, 2008, 10:12 PM
pangos_59 - useless, seemingly stupid, ignoring warnings

Alexires
September 17th, 2008, 10:39 PM
Hinckleyforpresident - I've been following this useless asshat's posts for the past 10 minutes, go to ban him only to find you have taken care of it.

Gotta be quick around here, eh?

Hinckleyforpresident
September 17th, 2008, 10:45 PM
The once great herds of kewls have been hunted to such a small number that now the moderators must race for the kill :D.

tmp
September 19th, 2008, 12:53 AM
Good old-fashioned competetive hunting thins out the herd but I wouldn't
count on extinction. Kewls breed faster than rabbits ! :D

Keep up the great work ! I know NBK will be proud of all of you !

sbovisjb1
September 19th, 2008, 12:03 PM
Well they are just kids or idiots who want to sate their quick and passing curiosity on explosives without taking the time it requires for proper study and evaluation.

festergrump
September 19th, 2008, 01:20 PM
I disagree, in certain cases, especially those trophied kills here. Some seem BORN to be mod-prey, do doubt. These KEWLS are like coyote, needing to nibble the life out of worthy creatures who prosper here.

Like mentioned above, both Hinckley and Alex were stalking in the shadows and both getting closer to the game. The prey (Pangos) kept moving but sounding a wounded (retarded :rolleyes:) bleat every now and again despite both Mods warning calls of danger approaching...

BLAM!... BLAMMO! Two shots rang out from different areas but by the time Alexires got there, Hinckley was poking it the eye with the muzzle of his rifle to see if it still lived and was already about to tag the kill...

"I say, old chaps... nice shots! Both of you gentlemen ". ;) And into the pit it goes...

A job well done by both of them, if I must say so myself.

Cobalt.45
September 19th, 2008, 08:53 PM
Well they are just kids or idiots who want to sate their quick and passing curiosity on explosives...You have to wonder why they'd go through the registration process and then shit the bed.

But there are quite a few who just come for a quick look, catch a nut and then split. Otherwise the membership would be ten times what it is now, IMO.

Just take a look at the number of views threads having to do w/acetone peroxide, flash, cherry bombs, M80's, anything to do w/smoke, etc. get!

Alexires
September 21st, 2008, 10:50 AM
Beauford - Necromancy.

Seriously, do these idiots actually check the date of the post they are answering to? Even then, I give him a chance to redeem himself, but no, he fucks it up again. :mad:

Goodbye asshat, enjoy your VERY extended break from The Forum. :rolleyes:

Hinckleyforpresident
September 23rd, 2008, 10:58 PM
zazato - Spelling, grammar, capitalization, and pointlessness

Mr Science
October 2nd, 2008, 06:36 PM
Mido- No thank you, none of us are interested in buying Viagra. :rolleyes:

Feerimana- More spam.

MegranFuyis- Waste of space, burn for fuel.

Cobalt.45
October 2nd, 2008, 09:51 PM
MegranFuyis- Waste of space, burn for fuel.Could pull a good vacuum w/an aspirator using this choat's drool...

Alexires
October 2nd, 2008, 10:40 PM
infurfigo - Advertising.

alpha007 - Problemz wit teh tntz!!!!111

Hinckleyforpresident
October 2nd, 2008, 11:15 PM
wheeloges - Advertising

Hinckleyforpresident
October 7th, 2008, 04:59 PM
chachiksin - useless, spelling, grammar, wrong section, first post/new thread, UTSFE

hickey - rape of the English language, waste of space, ignoring two warnings

Seriously, he replies to my warning by sending me a PM saying something along the lines of, "wats rong with my pos. I cant Use the edit feature. it is Not my fault."

-=HeX=-
October 7th, 2008, 09:01 PM
Hinckley: Thanks for removing hickey, actually Totenkov gave him a weeks ban if I recall correctly... Just shows that hickey is dim. Well, only the intelligent survive, and the homophobic hickey (Actually an amusing name come to think of it, a hickey is some form of love bite I believe) is dead.

festergrump
October 8th, 2008, 12:04 AM
I always thought of him as "Hickey" from the movie Last Man Standing, part played by Christopher Walken.

So be it.

RIP, Hickey... at least you are/were racially aware... ;) May your God be with you.

Hinckleyforpresident
October 8th, 2008, 08:32 PM
Ammoniums - Capitalization, grammar, useless, and necromancy

Mr Science
October 10th, 2008, 10:44 PM
Mattrod9523- Idiot, UTFSE, spoonfeeding request/first post, waste of space.

Hinckleyforpresident
October 12th, 2008, 07:21 PM
newg3n - UTSFE, first post/new thread, spoonfeed request, i/I, grammar/capitalization

Hinckleyforpresident
October 13th, 2008, 02:35 PM
marc99 - idiot and grammar

Alexires
October 15th, 2008, 02:28 AM
Killy - Assuming to tell the moderators what to do, and raping the English language while he was at it.

I've given him the chance to think about it for a week. Perhaps he will respect his elders when he gets back.

Hinckleyforpresident
October 19th, 2008, 01:00 PM
bigjomontana - UTFSE, first post/new thread, lack of caps

Hinckleyforpresident
October 20th, 2008, 08:51 AM
alehoop - Spoonfeed request

**************More prey**************

Xenogen - Advertising, rape of the English language, hinting at illegal activities

"O hai1! I hav barium nitrat to sel!!! PM me!"

Hinckleyforpresident
October 21st, 2008, 02:03 AM
dougl2533 - UTFSE, necromancy, useless

Although his posts were quite useless and dumb, I believe he might have been trying to contribute to the community, so he's only getting a temp ban.

**************Adding more***************

nitrosomonas - Idiot, spoonfeed request, UTFSE, rape of the English language

hatal
October 22nd, 2008, 07:53 AM
Seems that the recent economic troubles have increased the influx of kewls and losers to our beloved forum! :rolleyes: Yeah right... the economy...

Hinckleyforpresident
October 23rd, 2008, 11:44 PM
855R - Spoonfeed request

sbovisjb1
October 24th, 2008, 12:02 AM
Seems that the recent economic troubles have increased the influx of kewls and losers to our beloved forum! :rolleyes: Yeah right... the economy...

The anarchists, communists and liberals allways have strong followings when an economy is in crisis. I believe we get more anarchists and revolutionary communists during this financial cycle. Totse, Bombshock having a slow month? :eek:

hatal
October 24th, 2008, 01:40 PM
The anarchists, communists and liberals allways have strong followings when an economy is in crisis. I believe we get more anarchists and revolutionary communists during this financial cycle. Totse, Bombshock having a slow month? :eek:

FIN(anci)AL cycle, I would say.

Hinckleyforpresident
October 26th, 2008, 12:46 PM
Hemisync - Grammar, UTFSE, dumb post

********More********

johndoe1247 - UTFSE, first post/new thread

Alexires
October 27th, 2008, 04:06 AM
Lauran - ZOMG High Explosives are scary!

Goodshepard1247 - if i boil teh RC fuel, do i get jello?

How about you UTSFE next time, asshole? Oh that's right.... you can't cause you're BANNED! :D

Hinckleyforpresident
October 28th, 2008, 09:20 AM
mercifulmike - rape of the English language, stupid post

totenkov
October 29th, 2008, 12:04 PM
trobbins - Spoonfeeding request, rape of the English language, i/I. There is already a damn thread on it!

Hinckleyforpresident
November 3rd, 2008, 02:59 PM
Pedros - UTFSE, spoonfeed request, necromancy, kewl

*********More*********

bigboomenthusiast - UTFSE, first post / new thread

Hinckleyforpresident
November 4th, 2008, 11:53 PM
xXWarPunkXx - first post / new thread, i/I, useless

Hinckleyforpresident
November 6th, 2008, 12:18 AM
uberman - What the fuck? Read his post in the BFL section for some amusement.

Alexires
November 6th, 2008, 12:27 AM
scott2547 - UTSFE, New Thread/First Post.

Alexires
November 7th, 2008, 06:56 AM
granitae - 2 week ban for failure to UTSFE, spoonfeeding request and self signing. Perhaps he will have learnt the use of the search engine when he gets back...

Hinckleyforpresident
November 7th, 2008, 05:32 PM
BillyTheBob - Spoonfeed requests

totenkov
November 8th, 2008, 06:44 PM
dssboy123 - necromancy

Alexires
November 8th, 2008, 08:23 PM
Hmmm, seems to be slowing down. We much be going into the off season.:rolleyes:

totenkov
November 9th, 2008, 01:47 PM
kclo42112 - "I'm new here and have lots of questions" - I only read the first sentence :D

Mycolog1c - "will do me account not activate?" - useless, waste of space.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 9th, 2008, 04:44 PM
sipan187 - UTFSE, first post/new thread

Cobalt.45
November 9th, 2008, 06:42 PM
I have to say that after suffering arguably the biggest sudden loss imaginable, the mods here (Alexires and Hinkleyforpresident and more recently totenkov among the most "visibly" active, though I realize ALL the mods are hard at it) have stepped up and taken charge.

I applaud you all for a difficult job well done.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 10th, 2008, 03:44 PM
killerklan - useless, necromancy, and grammar

Alexires
November 12th, 2008, 07:48 PM
breadtrk - First Post/New Thread, not UTSFE, quoting whole posts, "me too" comment, useless.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 12th, 2008, 09:32 PM
BHS1Rooster - Wasting the time of the moderators

Alexires
November 12th, 2008, 11:03 PM
Isn't that ironic Hinckley? :D

Hinckleyforpresident
November 12th, 2008, 11:18 PM
Isn't that ironic Hinckley? :D

Very.

Ironic bans are the best.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 13th, 2008, 04:06 PM
James - repeat "me too" style posts, useless, ignoring warnings

We'll see if he shapes up by the time his temp ban expires. Otherwise, it's down into the pit for him - for good.

hydraliskdragon - rape of the English language, kewl post

totenkov
November 15th, 2008, 09:12 PM
superjoint - "HOW DO I MAKE DRUGS???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!"

joem22 - UTFSE/spoonfeeding request/idiot.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 15th, 2008, 10:16 PM
Crapetic - UTFSE, first post / new thread

totenkov
November 15th, 2008, 10:17 PM
HA! I was just about to ban that little turd!:D

hatal
November 16th, 2008, 12:08 PM
superjoint - "HOW DO I MAKE DRUGS???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!"


You should have spared this fine specimen for Mega. He loves the stupid, crackhouse-flavoured ones.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 16th, 2008, 02:27 PM
x007 - grammar, idiot, UTFSE

Spaljeni - UTFSE, first post/new thread(s), post whoring, idiot, grammar

alexgirard - UTFSE, first post/new thread, idiot, grammar

Aquamarine15 - idiot, grammar, first post/new thread, useless

It's been a good day for kewl hunting.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 17th, 2008, 02:18 PM
Explosivist - UTFSE, first post/new thread. He made a new thread saying he couldn't find the rules..... after he was temp banned.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 18th, 2008, 08:13 AM
detonato - UTFSE, first post/new thread, idiot, grammar, complete asshatdom

Jgcxjaguar - UTFSE (in a major way), complete idiot, first post/new thread, rape of the English language

Hinckleyforpresident
November 21st, 2008, 04:27 PM
rove - first post/new thread, grammar, spoonfeed request

Hinckleyforpresident
November 22nd, 2008, 07:47 PM
RobertJ - grammar, idiot

Alexires
November 22nd, 2008, 09:32 PM
katey - Double post, constantly asking for spoonfeeding, pissing me off.

servidor
November 22nd, 2008, 10:58 PM
This is a junk post. Somehow however, it slipped through the cracks.

Consider yourself lucky, and don't slip again. I can imagine "servidor - Rape of the English language" fitting very well in the "Beast has Fed Upon" thread...

-Hinckleyforpresident

As I told you privately English is not my mother language. But I’m proud to be able to write, read, speak, and understand Spanish, French, almost Latin, and for your standards, barely English…. Is this a forum for literature or linguistic matter?
Consider yourself lucky, and don't slip again!!
I hadnīt take any advice fron some real dictator in South and central america and fighted them. Donīt make me feel pity for you.
Hinckleyforpresident looks as running for a desire not accomplished except for the avatar, Commander Marcos… is the opposite what you seem to be, a moderator with whom one can consider be “lucky” and who check the posts before it appear! ?
I would be surprised if you publish this as you did with the attached post.
Supermoderator….Location U$A….
Havenīt you think that you deserve the "Beast has Fed Upon" thread from the begining

Alexires
November 22nd, 2008, 11:41 PM
Servidor - Rape of the English Language.

The Irony Gods strike again....oh wait. No, that was just me.

Oooooh, look at me! I'm gonna try and tell a moderator he is wrong in poorly written English and post it in The Beast thread! I'm like a wounded gazelle on the Seranghetti bleating loudly, waiting for the hand of fate to strike me down.

How do you like your ban, faggot?

Hinckleyforpresident
November 22nd, 2008, 11:55 PM
Ha!

Alexires, I think you forgot to add "Insulting a moderator, ignoring warnings, and being a complete idiot" to his gravestone :p, although maybe it should stay the way it is just for irony's sake.

And phew, servidor really showed me eh?

EDIT:


Oooooh, look at me! I'm gonna try and tell a moderator he is wrong in poorly written English and post it in The Beast thread! I'm like a wounded gazelle on the Seranghetti bleating loudly, waiting for the hand of fate to strike me down.

Oh, he did more that that. It was like a bleeding deer nuzzling the end of the hunters gun, just temping fate.

Alexires
November 23rd, 2008, 08:28 AM
steff677 - Spoonfeeding request, First post/new topic, (failure to) UTSFE.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 25th, 2008, 11:19 AM
trezza - Rape of the English language, sourcing, double posting

Tetrahydro - UTFSE

Spiro - Rape of the English language, UTFSE

totenkov
November 25th, 2008, 06:06 PM
Jenni - Coming back after being correctly/previously banned by Alexires (original name katey), with the gall to continue asking the same questions, in sync with "its" original posts!

The faggotified (;)) shemale has been removed from the forum once again, This time by THE tot :p. With a little luck "it" will remove itself from the gene pool as well :cool:

sbovisjb1
November 25th, 2008, 06:53 PM
trezza - Rape of the English language, sourcing, double posting

Tetrahydro - UTFSE

Spiro - Rape of the English language, UTFSE

The k3wls just keep coming in. :D That said is it you in your avatar?

Hinckleyforpresident
November 25th, 2008, 08:42 PM
The k3wls just keep coming in. :D That said is it you in your avatar?

Yes. And my name is Walter White :rolleyes:.

megalomania
November 27th, 2008, 04:36 AM
She can send me some nudy pics with roguesci.org written on her body someplace "interesting" to get reinstated :)

Hinckleyforpresident
November 27th, 2008, 12:56 PM
Evil Genius - Rape of the English language

Jer1963 - Temp banned for not UTFSE

plakata1 - First post / new thread, useless, UTFSE

cunapi73 - Trolling

weeThePeople - Posting sections from crapbooks, idiot, UTFSE

thunderchicken - " i will work on my grammer . " Oh, the irony.

Redsand11j - useless

It's been a good Thanksgiving; three plates of turkey/stuffing/potatoes, two plates of lasagna, and seven idiots. *Burp*

Hinckleyforpresident
November 29th, 2008, 05:55 PM
Yintao - advertising

Alexires
November 30th, 2008, 01:11 AM
3287 wins a 2 week vacation for his failure to UTSFE and spoonfeeding request.

MrBigglesworth - First post/new thread, entrapment.

If it smells like bacon, then it gets banned.

Hinckleyforpresident
November 30th, 2008, 01:17 PM
Ursus - Rape of the English language

7keo - i/I, grammar, idiot

asmotj - Rape of the English language, useless

corman - First post / new thread, UTFSE

totenkov
December 1st, 2008, 12:37 PM
Halad - UTFSE/spoonfeeding request

Hinckleyforpresident
December 1st, 2008, 01:01 PM
chenhongxia - plagiarism, useless

Hinckleyforpresident
December 2nd, 2008, 12:51 PM
Spudfarm - Restating the obvious, i/I, quoting whole posts, and general uselessness