white powder wont xplode!!!!!!!!!!

[jolly roger]

imade some 'loud white powder'like my friend told me to, i dont knw what it was but here are the instruktons. perhaps u kan tel me....

add lots of salt to sum hot water, til no more will melt and then kool the mix to frezer temp.

take out the powder with a spoon, and light with a match

mine didnt work :confused: . why not... i followed the instructions exactley.

[Pu239 Stuchtiger]

Because your "white powder" is sodium chloride, you fucking idiot. I eagerly anticipate what will happen when nbk2000 reads this thread. :D

[Polverone]

I think it's pretty obvious this guy is a troll. Perhaps the first E&W Forum troll? He's not a very good troll, in any case. He will soon be deleted of course. I suggest, Sir Troll, that you will find more fertile pastures elsewhere. Here, the first really stupid thing you say will get you banned. You're about 3 times over the lethal threshold already.

[jolly roger]

how did this "sodium chloride you fucking idiot" get in my solution??? what the fuck is an NBK and how do I make one of them?

[jolly roger]

how did this "sodium chloride you fucking idiot" get in my solution??? what the fuck is an NBK and how do I make one of them?

[jolly roger]

sorry about the 2 posts.

[Pu239 Stuchtiger]

Message to mods:

What the hell is this thread doing in the "Explosive Peroxides" section?! This belongs in the "Banned For Life!" section. I'm sure the problem will soon be corrected. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

I have never, ever seen someone so stupid... "what the fuck is an NBK and how do I make one of them?"... laughing my ass off. :D

[RTC]

Is this The Jolly Roger?! I doubt it.

None the less, what a prick! The stuff you boiled is salt, and will do jack shit, so go ahead and use for it's use, throw it on some fry's!

:tuts to one's self: what a lamer..

<small>[ April 06, 2002, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: RTC ]</small>

[jolly roger]

ah tinking about it that would make sence. i supose iwas told a load of crap than,

but that not my fault.....

sory bout this post,

gues some1 can delete it

<small>[ April 06, 2002, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: jolly roger ]</small>

[DarkAngel]

I just can't believe this guy,this just got to be a late April fool.
Am i right?

What the hell did they do to you?
Your hopeless <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

[nbk2000]

(Announcer w/ british accent)
An NBK (Naturalius Born Killium) is a viciious meat eating predatory animal.

It's natural habitat is The Forum, which is it's exclusive hunting ground.

It's sole source of food is the slow and dim-witted herbivore known as "k2W|_". These rather stupid creatures are in plentiful supply in the Forum, but are quickly taken down and killed by the lightning fast NBK.

The process of the kill is called "HED" by the natives who inhabit the NBK's hunting grounds.

As the NBK is a prolific hunter, we will have many opprotunites to watch this vicious killer in action.

Wait....it seems we're going to be able to watch a k3wL being given HED!

The NBK is creeping through the bush towards a K3w|_ that has imprudently stopped at the watering hole alone.

(BACKGROUND SOUND)
NBK:
GRRRAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! :mad:

(Announcer)
The NBK has jumped onto the k3wLz back and has clamped his massive fangs into the k3wLz neck! :o

k3wL:
BBLLLAAAAAAHHHHH! BBLLLAAAAAAHHHHH! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

(Announcer)
The k3Wl is thrashing about wildly, trying to through the NBK off, but it's a futile effort! The NBK is just too powerful for the K3wL to fight off!

(BACKGROUND SOUND)
RRIIPP! AARRRGHHH! Sllleesshhh.....

(Announcer)
Oh my God! The NBK has just completly eviscerate the k3wL. Its entrails are strewn all over the ground!

Wait....what is the NBK doing?

Oh GOD! It's sodomizing the K3wLz corpse while smearing its entrails all over its body! I...I...(BACKGROUND SOUND)yyuurrrgghhhh....splat(/BACKGROUND SOUND)...stop filming! It's too terrible!

(BACKGROUND SOUND)
NBK:
AARRRRGGGHHH!! PUNK!

:D

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

BTW, this is the punk otherwise known as Mr.50cal2k or whatever its name was. I've had dealings with this idiot before.

It's nice to know he recognizes our superiority enough to want to be a part of our Forum, even if it's only as comic relief. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<small>[ April 06, 2002, 09:27 PM: Message edited by: nbk2000 ]</small>

[Daniel]

OMFG! :)

[Aaron-V2.0]

*Puts video of the "Internet's Most Danerous Scenes!" for the missus*

Hehehe :D

[A-BOMB]

The laughter pours from my mouth, the laughter, the laughter, my speens going explode.

And NBK can I get tamed little NBK baby clubs at the pet store? Sounds like a better pet than my doverman.

[Synthetically Hopeful]

yeah, they would be great for guarding the lab

[nbk2000]

(Announcer)
Some of the natives of The Forum have captured NBK cubs, at great expense of lives, in an attempt to domesticate the predator for use in hunting and war.

However, all attempts at domestication have been futile. The NBK, by its very savage nature, is immune to any attempt at control or authority. It invariably turns against its erstwhile master, with spectacularly bloody results. <img src="http://assaultweb.net/ubb/icons/icon18.gif" alt="" />

This beutiful beast, the perfect predator, will forever be beyond mans attempts to control it.

Unfortunately, because of its uncontrolable nature, the NBK is being hunted to extinction by those who fear its awesome power. :(

Curiously enough, only males of the species have ever been seen. No female NBK has ever been seen, which raises the question of how the species perpetrates itself.

Theory has it that the NBK captures, and mates with, females of other species, killing off any offspring that are less than perfect. This selection of only the strongest of the litter would account for the fiercness of the species and the vitality of their race.

And all NBKs are pure white. One would think that this lack of natural camoflague would hinder its hunting, but the NBK seems to be a highly evolved predator with an extremly high intelligence that it uses for concealing its activities from its prey.

But, in the vast expanses of the internet, there will always be some unexplored and untamed frontiers where other NBKs may live, waiting in ambush for their k3wL prey to drink from the watering hole.

[RTC]

/me thinks NBK has been watching National Geographic..

[NoltaiR]

So mr. admin has a sence of humor to :D
Hmmm.. just the thought of something such as a 'NBK' with the details described being 'sold' brings a smile to my face.

BTW, why isn't this in the BFL yet? The original jolly roger (meaning the author of the online cookbooks) was stupid enough (unless he really did intend to provide a 'source' of information to kill off all those who would actually believe it.. in which case I do like his style of thinking) so why would you want to have his name?

Yeah and last I checked:
NaCl + H2O -> NaCl + H2O... moron.
The only use I have ever found for this 'compound' is as an oral gargle made for toothe aches and mouth blisters.

Oh and why bother trying to even make that... after all, about 65% of our earth is covered in this 'rare' mixture that you have made with the help of your obviously genius friend.

[DBSP]

NBK: How many times have you banned this I<3VVI_ ?

[nbk2000]

This thread IS in the BFL section. I'm justing leaving it open for my own amusement.

Command Perogative. :D

And I've banned the idiot several times before. But, since I'm getting tired of constantly having to stalk and take down the bleating k3wls, I've made a sweeping change in our policy here.

I'm not going to say what it is since it doesn't affect existing members, and it doesn't require any more effort on our part, but I anticipate much fewer idiots landing on our shores in the future.

[tango]

You meat head, you make Kiwis look like dimb asses, It's like saying why didn't my cheese burger explode when i lit it. im thinking 0.1 brain cells. Sodium Chloride bomb recipe (FUCK TELL YOUR FRIEND HE'S A STUPID MEAT HEAD)

[mr.evil]

Go NBK! Go NBK! Go NBK! :D

[mongo blongo]

I think he wanted to get HED. He must have been joking me thinks. I find it hard to believe that anyone can be that retarded.

[Bitter]

You only live twice, Mr Ke\/\/l.

<small>[ April 07, 2002, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: Bitter ]</small>

[lilchemist2k]

OMG I laughed so hard my side hurt, but just seemd quick and stealthly the way you strike, But that put a whole new spin on it

"On with the hunt!!"

sit's back with popcorn watching his fav tv animal show "When NBK strikes" todays episode
"Kewl hunting in fourm jungle"

<small>[ April 07, 2002, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: lilchemist2k ]</small>

[kingspaz]

ahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha, what a fuck up!
well done nbk <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[VX]

Probably some twat from totse trying to be funny!!

Out of interest I thought that the author of the 'Jolly Roger crapbook' was actually called Exodus, because I found a piece of paper the other day in my wardrobe with the title of 'Jolly Roger cookbook' but the auther was someone called exodus? (from when I was young and KEWL). Was this just a copy of the original with someone elses name?

[EventHorizon]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">
Curiously enough, only males of the species have ever been seen. No female NBK has ever been seen, which raises the question of how the species perpetrates itself.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">There are theroies on Queerpier that the 'NBK' maybe a rare hymaphrodite capable of breeding with itself. :rolleyes: :D

All joking aside, well done NBK, that was by far the funniest HED that I've seen in a while. I'd rather you didn't implement the "kewl" limiting proceedures, I like reading BFL section.

<small>[ April 07, 2002, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: EventHorizon ]</small>

[Arkangel]

I have to say I really enjoy reading BFL, especially when we get a fine example of NBK's rapacious zeal.

I also have to say, however, that Jolly Roger cannot, really CAN NOT be serious. Seriously, nobody could be that stupid, AND live. It's a shame that between us we can't develop a seek and destroy programme that would flash over the net to a piss taker like Jolly Rogers computers and fry them, or explode their screen in their faces.

[nbk2000]

It's just an idiot from queerpier trolling.

(Announcer)

Scientists now believe that NBKs are capable of cellular division, splitting themselves into two parts that then grow into full NBKs if there are no suitable females around.

This "splitting" was captured on film by an Antarctic research team when an NBK, disguised as a dog, infiltrated their camp and began to slaughter the crew.

It had been burnt with a flamethrower but, in a last ditch effort at survival, it split off its head, which then grew legs to carry it away, but it was unfortunately destroyed.

Unfortunately for the researchers, it had already split once before. In the end, the entire base was destroyed in an effort to kill the NBK. There were no survivors and the final status of the NBK has never been resolved. <img src="http://assaultweb.net/ubb/icons/icon18.gif" alt="" />

(For those who don't know what I'm talking about, watch "The Thing" by John Carpenter (1980's))

Because of the highly unusual method of reproduction for such a highly evolved animal, it has been suggested (to much criticism) that the NBK may be of extraterrestrial orgin. (hint of future episode of "When NBK Attacks!")

Soundtrack for this post provided by Vangelis, "Blush Response" Blade Runner Movie Soundtrack.

<small>[ April 07, 2002, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: nbk2000 ]</small>

[Arkangel]

The Thing was a WICKED film. I love the bit where they're giving the guy cpr and their hands go through his chest.

Now I'm scared, not so much of NBK's ongoing meiosis, but that he'll start enjoying this thread so much that he loses the drive to roast lamers the way we know and love.

(By the way, at <a href="http://www.atomica.com" target="_blank">www.atomica.com</a> you will find a superb desktop utility that will tell you what ANY word on your screen means)

[nbk2000]

Their hands didn't go through the things chest, the things chest opened up into a giant mouth that bit off dudes arms! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img src="http://assaultweb.net/ubb/icons/icon18.gif" alt="" />

And don't worry, I'm always on the prowl for fresh meat! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Soundtrack for this thread provided by SCORPIONS Animal Magnetism.

If you ignore the lyrics and just listen to the beat, this song is perfect for the entire thread!

Just listen to the bass beat and imagine as an NBK comes stalking out the darkness towards its victim, fangs and claws caked with the dried blood of previous prey, as it readies to shred its next meal.

Especially the guitar intro.

<img src="http://assaultweb.net/ubb/icons/icon25.gif" alt="" />

BTW, it may be fun for you guys to read the BFL section, but it means work for me that distracts me from my book and Lockdown!, so it's a BAD thing. :(

Fortunately, it seems the new policy is working. We usually get at least one new idiot a day, but none since yesterday. :D I'm hoping this k3wling trend continues.

bad pun, I know :p

<small>[ April 07, 2002, 11:37 PM: Message edited by: nbk2000 ]</small>

[RTC]

I was bored, so I did a google search to find some pictures of NBK. Here's my results :D

<img src="http://80.3.210.129/baby.jpg" alt="Baby NBK" border="0">
Aww.. the baby NBK :D
<img src="http://80.3.210.129/nbk.jpg" alt="The Real NBK" border="0">
This is the real NBK on the prowl!

[nbk2000]

I was right! It was Mr.50calfag. Go to <a href="http://www.weirdpier.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000084.html" target="_blank">http://www.weirdpier.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000084.html</a> and read his pathetic and futile rant against me. He uses the oh so clever name of "Inbeekaytoothousand".

:rolleyes:

You'll also notice that the other piglets don't like him in their sty either.

Here a punk
There a punk
Everywhere a punk

PUNK! :D

You know you're a truly 3|_!+3 |<\/\/3|_ when even queerpier doesn't want you. HAHAHA! :p

[megalomania]

It is rather amusing to consider how in a few days this topic will be deleted, those new signups will be banned, and we will forget all about this, but their crappy threads will remain as a monument to their 'cleverness'. In fact that is all they seem to have, no science, just page after page of clever witty kewls trying oh so very hard, and failing oh so very well. I wonder how long it will be before their ADD kicks in and they get distracted by their fingers, it must be awfully hard coming up with a new email and IP address, not to mention thinking up those clever names, every time...