In need of a little assistance

[uberman]

Hey, i need som asistence in a few personal maters.

Fist, does anyone know how to make homeade coffee? Not the kind you buy in the store, but the REAL stuf. Like from beans? Also, any help on this nest topic would be realy apprecated. I need teh services fo someone who can take care os someone for me? any ideas? anyone know anyone?

thanks for your help!

[Hinckleyforpresident]

Synthesis for REAL coffee:

50g of well ground coffee beans are added to 300ml of dH2O in a 600ml beaker over the course of 5 minutes with stirring. The solution is then heated to 80*C over the course of 3 minutes. To this, 25g of NaCN is added with stirring. The resulting solution is then acidified with 100ml of 30% HCl. Stick your head over the beaker and inhale to ingest the coffee.

Remember, breathe the coffee fumes as deeply as you can do get the ultimate perk up in the morning.

[Intrinsic]

Is this guy asking how to make coffee from beans AND trying to hire a hit man in the same thread??

LOL, that was a very funny, thanks for moving this into BFL for us all to read.

[iHME]

Now that was hilarious. We should also probably make a proper thread about coffee and maybe caffeine extraction.