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[stiler]

morning all (well its 3am herehttp://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif after doing a search for nitro formulae i found reference to using h2so4 and a nitrate instead of megs and others of h2s04/hno3 for mixed acid. does anyone have any formulae for the acid /nitrate. i would prefer to use kno3 (i get large amounts)with 93% h2so4 that has a reasonable yield all replies appreciated, no crapbook "recipes" please my wife does all the cooking lol cheers

[Mr Cool]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I wouldn't want to be you when the others read this...

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"Nothing makes a man fear much, more than to know little." - Francis Bacon.

[stiler]

why do i smell bad ?
or is it my spellling?

[stiler]

ps. dont worry, im glad your not me to. im getting closer to my 40th birthday and i have enjoyed being me this long http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif cheers

[Bitter]

This topic is probably going to get blocked, and you are going to be told to "search the archives", or words to that effect.

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"Death should not be rushed; one should savour it like fine wine and enjoy its aroma, but if in consideration of your impatience I must kill you now, then so be it..."

[SafetyLast]

Escape while you still can stiler!
I think I hear the ominous footsteps of nbk
getting closer

If you had read at least one post here you would know that this has been infinitely discussed. There are dozens of procedures using that method on this forum, you just have to look for them.

Its called the SEARCH button learn how to use it

[Mr Cool]

That's why I wouldn't want to be you. Posting a question that has been answered roughly 25 times before pisses people off, and gives everyone a very bad impression of you.

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"Nothing makes a man fear much, more than to know little." - Francis Bacon.

[Anthony]

You didn't even need to search.

Assubing this thread is at the top of HE topics list, count downwards 7 threads. You'll notice that this thread is named "NG" - exactly the same as this one and it covers exactly the same question.

[nbk2000]

Here's a little bedtime story for all of ya'll.

NBK and the K3wlZ

While the demon GmOD NBK was searching the net for Lady Une hentai and Sasami lemons, the Forumites discovered that yet ANOTHER lamer had posted on the Forum.

The plantive wails of Forumites cried out with the tortured voices of those subjected to the darkest torments of Chtulu himself at yet ANOTHER lame question about making nitro.

The Forumites decided to summon the Dark Mod Himself to vanquish the hated enemy. The sacrifice is gathered, the ancient texts opened, and the invocation chants begun:

"NBK, Lord of Dark Nitrations, Harbinger of the Energetic Reaction, Slayer of the Pig, Reaper of Souls, Destroyer of Worlds, and Bringer of the HED, hear the pleas of your loyal servants!"

And then a gallon of nitric acid (99%) and pint of hydrazin nitrate is smashed on the alter of the demon GmOD NBK.

{DEMONIC VOICE}
WHO INVOKES MY NAME?
{/DEMONIC VOICE}

"We Do!" cry out the Forumites.

{DEMONIC VOICE}
WHAT IS THY DESIRE?
{/DEMONIC VOICE}

Grant us our wish and destroy our hated enemy, the |<3\/\/|_!"

{DEMONIC VOICE}
I HAVE HEARD YOUR CRIES, MY CHILDREN! AND I'LL SHALL SLAY THY ENEMY! (bookmarks hentai site)
{/DEMONIC VOICE}

Using the power of the Hot Electron Death (HED),

(that he acquired because of an explosive experiment gone horribly wrong while trying to synthesis C-10 through the fusion of corn flakes, drano, and peanut butter http://assaultweb.net/ubb/icons/icon7.gif )

NBK lets loose a fearsome blast of demonic electrons that look something like this:

DELETE USER NAME: stiler
Your UserName: nbk2000
Your Password: ** ********

CONFIRM DELETION http://assaultweb.net/ubb/icons/icon22.gif
Press Y to Delete, N to Abort

C:\>Y

http://assaultweb.net/ubb/icons/icon18.gif

And with nary a whimper, Stiler is vaporized into a dissipating cloud of random magnetic polarities as the 1s and 0s that make up his internet presence on The Forum are overwritten, never more to darken our Forum.

"YEEAAA!!" Rejoice the Forumites as yet another K3wl bites the HED bullet.

http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

OR

That's how it would normally go. But, having mellowed out a (very) little bit, I'm not going to HED the poor schmuck. Rather, I'll just make dispersions about his ancestry and cracks about his mother and the dog that he calls "Dad".

http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif

Seriously though stiler, why on earth are you posting a question like this? Did you not read the rules first? Did you not have to wait several weeks before you could post here? Didn't you bother to read AT LEAST the titles of the FUCKING topics in HIGH EXPLOSIVES FIRST?! http://assaultweb.net/ubb/icons/icon26.gif

Standard Operating Procedure here is to search first, both her on The Forum and the internet, BEFORE asking.

Also, don't post topics when you haven't replied to other (more established) members posts. That little "NEWBIE" icon by your (this) topic screams out "DELETE ME BECAUSE I'M GUARANTEED TO BE ASKING A STUPID QUESTION THAT'S GOING TO PISS OF A MODERATOR AND GET ME BANNED FOR LIFE!"

OK? Just some friendly advice.

Have a nice day.

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"I have begun evil, I shall end evil. That is the end that awaits me."

Go here (http://briefcase.yahoo.com/nbk2k) to download the NBK2000 files and videos.

[This message has been edited by nbk2000 (edited December 16, 2001).]

[stiler]

my humble apologies all
after doing a search on the ole net and finding nothing but how to make an ICBM from coal tar and cornflakes i figured a forum search would do the trick! the tearm "nitro" turned up about 400 billion refs which ranged from the reasonable, to boot polish and string to make an RPG. "ng" did a little better but i still ended up with threads about picric (btw who would have thought so little picric acid could make so much yellow) "honest dear the benches were always that colour"http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif...i digress i did however miss the one post from Anthony which would have set me straight ie: You're in luck as I have just found a tatty piece of paper in the shed containing the ratios that I used:

4gm NH4NO3
6ml H2SO4
1ml Glycerine

so i thanks with a bowed head gwana http://theforum.virtualave.net/ubb/smilies/redface.gif