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Offline d00d

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Ape/Primate urgent health emergency!
« on: September 21, 2022, 01:06:21 PM »
Serious risk to all Apes,Gorillas,Chimpanzees,Lemurs, and Spider Monkeys

Read infographic, they are drugging us and putting us behind bars! The high risk for addiction to these compounds has a direct correlation to recent ape incarceration rates on the home world.

Please stay safe!  It is not for human consumption, those members of the homo sapiens are forewarned.  If its too strong for us, its too strong for you. 
« Last Edit: September 21, 2022, 01:09:35 PM by d00d »
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Re: Ape/Primate urgent health emergency!
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2022, 02:18:04 PM »
 :-X still a workin progress
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Re: Ape/Primate urgent health emergency!
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2022, 08:22:23 PM »
If your primate friend appears disorientated, erratic, and excited (all 3 symptoms must be present)

PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH. 
THEY MAY HAVE THE STRENGTH OF 10 APES. 
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REASON WITH THE APE. 
IF APE HAS SUDDEN REVELATIONS REGARDING ANYTHING SCIENTIFIC, WRITE THEM DOWN! BUT DO NOT REPLICATE.

Keep our great apes out of prison. Do not administer IM injections of PCP without consent.  If its not good for humans, it sure isn't good for apes.

Keep the streets safe!



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Re: Ape/Primate urgent health emergency!
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2022, 02:52:54 AM »
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Re: Ape/Primate urgent health emergency!
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2022, 04:25:56 AM »
Hmm
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Re: Ape/Primate urgent health emergency!
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2022, 06:18:18 AM »
Your support in these trying times helps our community heal.

Thoughts and Prayers!
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