SWIMS been thinking of some safe ways to order sassy, and other non-list chems. or glass. Here's his thoughts, feel free to shoot'em down, or let'em know if you think it might just work.
1.) SWIM uses his novelty ID to get a Mail Box at a MBE, or something like that. Is this generally a problem? Using an out of state novelty with supporting fake documents? (eg. College ID, work ID, SS Card, Utility bill, etc)
2.) Sign up for one of those pretty much anonymous, secured credit cards anyone can get. Get it in the novelty name, shipped to the box.
Now either simply order the sassy, and/or other non-hazardous stuff directly to the box using the anonymous CC, if sassy, only retrieve once, and never return. OR add some additional security by:
3.) Adding a second billing address or change the billing address of the CC to a hotel (well out of your area);
4.) Order items 2nd day air (as to not arouse suspicion w/over night shipment) to this hotel w/your CC using the hotel address;
5.) Check into said hotel, with the novelty ID & Credit Card, Filling in company info (something to do with what your ordering)
6.) Inform the people at the front desk, that your expecting a package from your company, can they please let you know when they received it.
7.) Check in once a day, and see if they've received it.
8.) Get the goods, and never go back again.
9.) Repeat if necessary
It may cost for a few days at a hotel, but it should be worth it. Is there any problem with just ordering sassy directly to the mail box? SWIM doesn't like the PMB bullshit, it doesn't look very professional for ordering Sassy, or chems/glass for your “legit” business. Should be fine for ordering the anonymous CC.
Let me know what you think, and/or how to improve above methods.
Thanks.