CharlieBigPotatoe,
Ive tried your method myself, but it seemed to leave ~20% of the rp behind.
I like this method -
*Put srikers in a straw hat
*Fart at least 2 (two) times into the center of the pile. Carefully move your ass away as though not to disturb the gas
*Go to Mcdonalds and order a medium fries. By the time you get home, the gas would have de-cloxytised the RP. Wring the fries out over the pile, slightly to the left of the center of the pile.
*The oil from the Maccas chips will drag off the rp, and dissolve the paper.
*Go and watch the season final of Dawsons Creek, and while you are still crying, let your tears go in to the oil/rp mixture. This will force the oil out, and into the atmosphere. And maybe over to the probe on mars, and might get it going again.
*Tip the straw hat upside down on to a piece of recycled, non-bleached paper. The RP will be very dry and clean, should fire easily, even on exposure to the smell of I2!
Thats It!