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INGREDIENTS:
1) 750 pills containing 60mg psuedoephedrine (preferably Sudafed 24 hr, each pill has 240 mg
in it, so you would only have to use about 190 pills instead). Warning: do not try to buy
more than 3 boxes of these anywhere, shop around, and don't buy any pills with acetaminophen
in it (its for headaches), it will destroy your batch.
2) 5 lithium batteries (these are photo batteries, E2 blue package)
3) 2 cans of Coleman's, or generic brand lantern fuel.
4) One bottle of heavy duty drain cleaner (go to a hardware store, find the bottle with the
skull and cross bones on it).
5) One container of UN-iodized salt
6) This is the tricky part, have to have some kind of to an Anhydrous Ammonia tank, think
co-ops or farm fields (your going to have to do this undercover).
SUPPLIES
1) 5 or 6 regular size mason jars.
2) 1 20oz pop bottle, completely dry with lid
3) Tubing, thin enough to fit into an airtight hole on the pop bottle lid.
4) Coffee filters
5) 3 coolers, 1 big, 1 medium, 1 small
6) A Safe place to do it
7) Hose from a car wash vacuum. You don't want the nozzle, just about 8 feet of the hose.
9) About $10 worth of dry ice
PREPERATION:
- CRUSH UP ALL YOUR PILLS (coffee grinder, blender), AND PUT THEM IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE OR
WHATEVER.
-STRIP THE BATTERIES: Take needle nose pliers, and peel all the skin off the batteries, and
in the very center there will be a silver strip. This is the lithium. You will know it
because it will start to get warm once it touches air. Immediately throw these into your
small cooler that has a good amount of Coleman's lantern fluid sitting in it. This fluid
will chill these lithium strips out and keep you safe. (REMEMBER THIS SMELLS, NOT TERRIBLE,
BUT KEEP IT IN MIND)
-GET READY: This is the scary part. You are going to have to go out and steal a small amount
of anhydrous ammonia from some unknowing farmer or a Co-op. All you need to take with you is
your baggie with the crushed pills, your cooler with the lithium strips, and the hose. This
is how you will do this step.
INSTRUCTIONS
-Have a trusted friend drive you to a safe spot to get dropped off near the tank, on some
dirt road where you can get out and not be detected. Have him stop, you jump out, be careful
for what you are carrying and run to a place you can hide for a few seconds.
-Asses the situation, get to a point where you can scope out the tank from a safe, yet clear
distance. Get a feeling for the area and make sure it is clear. Now swallow your balls and
creep up to the tank.
-Slide one end of the hose over the nozzle of the tank, and put the other end into the
cooler with the lithium strips. Turn the pressure of the tank on and off quickly. Be careful
not to let too much come out at a time. Just turn it on for about 5 seconds, then turn it off
look around. Repeat about 6-7 times.
Now for all you curious georges, the reason you do this is because this is the only thing
(besides FREEON R-12, which you could use as well) that is cold enough to melt the lithium.
Note: be CAREFUL, this shit can fuck up your skin and it is hard to be around this because
its hard to breathe, but this is one of the risks you must take if you choose to do this.
-Once you have completed this, add your pill powder to the mix, this is called the MUD. Stir
this up quickly get it mixed together well. Have your buddy pick you up. Time it so your total
drop
off time is no longer than 10-15 minutes.
-Go back to your safe spot. Add a little more lantern fluid to the mix. Don't be suprised if
your little cooler is hissing and making funny noises, this is normal. The chemicals are
reacting with each other. Let this sit for a little bit (20 minutes). The liquid in this is
called the 'Rinse' for further reference to it. Put your dry ice in the big cooler, and place
the small one into it (this takes care of the smell, not crucial, but it helps).
-Prepare the acid pump. Take your 20oz bottle; make sure it is COMPLETELY dry. Drill a hole in
the lid to fit your tubing through. Put tubing in so there is more coming out of the top, and
put hot glue or something around the hole so that it is airtight. Pour a generous amount of
the salt into the bottle and add the smallest bit of the drain cleaner. Put the lid on, and
shake this up. It should be reacting, forming a cloud inside the bottle. Let this sit for a
minute while you prepare the first Mason jar.
-Take one of the mason jars. Make sure that this is also COMPLETELY dry. Put a paper plate
folded up like a funnel, with the smallest possible hole onto the mason jar, and pour some of
your "rinse" into the funnel and let it go into the jar. This should take about 4 minutes
because your funnel is very tight, the liquid that remains in the jar will be clear.
- Now you have your little makeshift pop bottle/acid pump. Put the little hose coming out
of it into the Mason jar, not into the actual liquid. The gas should be slowly coming out of
the tube. If it's not, give your bottle a couple of light squeezes. The gas will stay in the
Mason jar, and go into the liquid by itself, making it cloudy.
-Now you will see something dropping from the liquid to the bottom of your jar, and a film
sticking to the side of it. This is your methamphetamine.
-Have another clean mason jar ready with a coffee filter on top of it securely. Pour the
contents of your first jar into this one. What stays on the filter is the crank. Either scrape
it off, or leave it on and let it dry under a light or whatever. There you have it. Exciting,
huh?
-Repeat until you have nothing left. If every thing went right you will have yielded 25-30
grams of methamphetamine
