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Worlds Smallest Ghetto Nano Success
« on: June 26, 2004, 05:01:00 PM »
Okai guys, swim is going to share with you something that is quite remarkable...
a 0.3G nano.
Thats right a 3 point nano! :o

This started because one day swim had some new pills he was testing out. Since he was just testing he wasnt looking for yields. Ended up with 0.3G of pseudo.

Swim said fuck it, his going full ghetto style on this one.
He took the light bulb out of his ceiling, Peeled the metal off the twist end with pliers and gently broke the glass away. The final product was a 50ml RBF.

He grabbed his desk lamp and turned it upside down and put a layer of tin foil over the globe. Placed his RBF onto the tin foil.

He filled his RBF with cooking oil and let it sit for a bit while he was measuring the insides with a thermometer, the oil reached about 120C... too hot, so he added another layer of tin foil. After some time the oil reached 102C and when the thermometer was touching the bottom of the flask it read 107C.

Swims light globe RBF had an opening just big enough to fit a test tube in (perfect he thought to himself)

To this test tube he added
- 0.3G of pseudo
- 0.1G Red Phosphorous
- 0.2ml Water
- 0.3G I2

He taped a balloon ontop and sat the tube inside his oil bath.

He came back 5 hours later and started the work up.

- Removed the balloon and added some water to the test tube
- Filtered out RP

Swim pre mixed some NaOH with water and let it sit till it cooled downed and was clear.

He added one drop of this to his rxn fluid and straight away noticed something rising to the surface, within a few seconds he had an oily layer sitting ontop.
He thought he had meth FB, he added 10 mls of xylene... but this oil would not dissolve in the xylene. Just sat ontop of the NP.
He tested the water with PH testers made from red cabbage and the solution turned red. It was still acidic so it couldnt be meth fb sittin on top (anyone have any ideas what that was?)

swim added some more NaOH solution until he thought it was done, pulled the xylene off then titrated it. Evaped the water and NOTHING. He thought well what do you expect, then he decided to give the rnx fluid one more work up.

- Basic solution added, looked like curdled milk, swim thought it was lye lock.
- Pulled with xylene
- Titrated
- Evaped the water

There infront of him was his final product from his 0.3G reaction.

He scraped it alll up and put on tin foil, he was very spectacle about how bad this shit would be, so he took the tiniest puff and it had the most awfull burning taste, he realized fuck to much hydrochloric acid from titrate. Swim knew that the acid should burn away before the meth does so he held the flame a good distance away and watched all the bad shit burn away (he hopes)
When he took the flame closer and breathed in there was only the taste we all know, no bad tastes.
He smoked the rest of it and it went down fine.

All up the cooking and the post workup took 6 hours, not bad for one burn LOL

ohh and sorry bout the length.



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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2004, 05:23:00 PM »
12cheman12 your bloody LEGEND Hat comes off to you for that one...Newbees like myself Loves seeing that ..  :)  :)  :)  :)  ;D  ;D


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One hit wonders
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2004, 08:43:00 PM »
Since my very rude awakening one fucked up saturday morning to urgent "wake up IHSIN, theres cops in the house" I too have often been more than greatful for the opurtunity to cook up a little tiny-incy-wincy storm in a little amber glass bottle.

When giving 7 240mg pills a solvent boil then STB, I'm sometimes only left with .4g of clean FB psudeo.

Since I don't like leaving I2 around the house I use the 1-1.5g I get from my tinc (well washed, not resublimed, wrung semi-dry) and maybe 10% more by weight 50% hypo all in  an effort to kill those 3rd and 4th day itches that I can't quite reach with beer.

Heres how I do it....

I chill the hypo down in the amber bottle,
add the i2
(usually do this first step whilst the FB psudeo in the fridge)

Dry my FB of naptha,
weight it (just so I know how much to expect)
add it to the HI in the amber bottle

I then tape the finger of a latex glove, then another, then the finger off an expensive brand rubber glove over the top of the amber bottle. I then faster this monstrosity with a hose clamp nice and tight (not so tight as to risk imploding the neck) and stick in an oil bath for 3-12 hours depending on my patience/sleep factor/paranoia about who i can hear out side ;-)

Work up in usual way, except I'll base it, add some naptha and shake the fuck out of it. I've been told this should leave me with a nasty emulsion, but I've found if i prepare  my feedstock carefully, it only takes 10min to settle. It also means I get almost everything on the first pull.
Wash it a couple of times
add .25ml 30% HCL (disolved in 30ml H20) shake the fuck out of it again,

drain off water layer, evap, (am often in pain from the concentration/stress conditions I have performed this in- I really don't like dogs) and then its done.

One hit for her, one hit for me. If we're lucky there might be a little something else for later, but usually someone else can have that.

Using such an excess of HI, I often find these little one hit wonders are quiet a hit.

Theres not much here that I do different from anyone else, just thought I share another Ghetto Nano Success story.


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Meth Making Proverb
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2004, 03:53:00 AM »
Some old cook told me this one

Unless you wish to spend every waking moment in pursuit of your next batch always make 10g+ batches. But definitely larger if you happen to bee sharing that with anyone.


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Excellent advice Chemo.
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2004, 04:26:00 AM »
Excellent advice Chemo.  I would recommend a newbee never attempt less than half an oz., that way at a 50% return one would still get back two eighballz. 8)


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two 8balls nearly makes a quarter don't it ;-)
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2004, 04:51:00 AM »
two 8balls nearly makes a quarter don't it ;)

Swim's buddy 's got 36g accrued at the moment but only enough rp to run 1/2 of it. All from older non-euradig stocks too. So no psudeo exctracting needed now until around Aug.

Swim's Mama always taght him to plan ahead. 8)


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Re: Since my very rude awakening one fucked up
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2004, 08:19:00 AM »

Since my very rude awakening one fucked up saturday morning to urgent "wake up IHSIN, theres cops in the house" I too have often been more than greatful for the opurtunity to cook up a little tiny-incy-wincy storm in a little amber glass bottle.

Why, because you want to increase your odds of getting caught? Everytime you cook you increase your chances of getting butt raped by a cellmate.

Cook a year's supply once, and don't do it again for another year.

It doesn't matter if you produce .3 grams or 30 pounds, the conspiracy charge is the same. How'd you like to be the dumbass serving 10 - 20 years in jail for making .3 grams of meth?


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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2004, 08:24:00 AM »

Everytime you cook you increase your chances of getting (caught)



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Formula for Suspicion
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2004, 10:05:00 AM »
I think the formula for suspicion is...Picture Rev. Jesse Jackson saying this....... the more often you cook the more suspicious you look.

At least concerning the reaction end of things it's essentially the same amount of hassle no matter what size the batch is. There is a far higher % of waste/losses with smaller batches.

Plus you can't even do a decent recrystallization with less than a gram of final product. And anything not reXed is pretty much putting poisonous substances into your body.

Huge recryst batches make for those seeminly unobtainable huge crystals.

And who really wants that spindly hairlike crap that you tend to get if reXing under a gram?

Just think about it for a nano second. Going through the hassle of a full reaction for one lousy unclean bowl of final product? That's desperation in my book.

Another proverb...the most surefire way to increase your yeild is to increase your batch size.


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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2004, 12:43:00 PM »



Everytime you do something you shouldn't, you risk getting caught. If you do it every day, then the risk is going to be greater than if you do it once.

If you keep making a nano batch every day or two, it means you are in constant posession of things you shouldn't have 365 days a year. You will end up getting sloppy when it becomes an everyday event, and eventually you'll leave shit out where it doesn't belong and someone will see it.

And because it's just dumb to do that much work every day when you can be doing better things with your time like watching porn or practically anything other than making one dose of meth. People that do dumb things usually are themselves pretty dumb, which makes them more likely to being arrested in the future for doing whatever dumb things they do.


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I think Unobtainium's posts desever go or...
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2004, 03:03:00 PM »
I think Unobtainium's posts desever go or excellent ratings. 

I say this because I have seen too many dumb fucks with an attitude such as Kris's(I am not calling you a dumb fuk Kris, but most guys I have seen with your tude are, but you seem as if you should be smarter than this) and wound getting fukked, with a damn minute amount, cm'on save your precursors man and do a big one, you will be thankful. 

BTW, how long does .3g's of meth last swik?


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oright guys listen...
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2004, 03:58:00 PM »
oright guys listen... for starters swim lives in australia.
Down here a cop could pull you over, look in your back seat, see a pack of cold and flu tablets, a can of acetone and some matchboxes, and he'll look at you and tell you not to go over the speed limit and to have a nice day.

Up in america youse have it fuckin hard no doubt, from everything ive read it seems like every man, women and child is on meth lab alert 24/7.

Here i think ive heard of 2 lab busts in the last few years and they were both releated to the underworld crimes that have been going on.

People here are dumb, they dont know jack shit. People pay 200 bucks for a gram of "speed" that is roughly only 20% meth.

Now i know all this stupidty is NO excuse for being slack, stupid or lazy, but cut a fuckin newbee some slak.
It was one of his first reactions and all he wanted was some experience, to know it can be done. He wasnt even expecting any results from such a small nano but he was lucky, his skills arnt as bad as he thought.

No instead of critizing everyone about what they do lets get back to fuckin work on these pills huh, the guys in the labs are never gonna give up and we gotta keep up with them.

Swim thinks the way to go is getting the pseudo FB and submliming, seems like the best idea yet.


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not cooking at home
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2004, 04:02:00 PM »
One of the great things about never cooking at home is that you aren't tempted to run a bunch of small cooks, and you have to planning on a cook to do one. This makes you plan your use of time better, lets you take precautions cooking at home doesn't, and you learn very quickly that it if isn't ten grams or more, you are wasting a lot of time. My personal preference is to do two ounce cooks once a month. Not that I always get to do things like I'd like, I don't. But I have, and I much preferred a single monthly cook to a bunch of small ones.


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Try Some Bigger Ones
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2004, 04:36:00 PM »
I wasn't meaning to discourage or haze a newbee with anything I said but even if getting busted is not something to worry about in your area I'd still think you'd bee curious about how to best maximize your resources because no matter where you are the raw materials involved are always becoming more scarce and harder/riskier to come by.

Once you try doing some bigger rxn's it should bee all the proof you need of their overall greater benefit and economy.


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In no way was my post meant to promote a
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2004, 05:49:00 PM »
In no way was my post meant to promote a "cook every time you need a hit" mentality, but rather when the "stash" has run out often there will not be another one planned just yet, and because I've been busted, a "one hit wonder" cook can tide me over for the rest of the week until said, planned cook can happen. The other thing about them is, one box, one bottle, 1ml hypo - not hard to obtain and dispose of. 20 of each- I don't want to think about getting caught with that again thanks.

Cooking day in day out is not my idea of fun.


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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2004, 12:32:00 AM »
I understand and fully agree with Unob, Chemo, Geez etc re: cooking large batches, less frequently. However that is not possible where a bee like 12chemman12 is trying to come up with an effective extraction procedure for a particular brand of pills. Once this is established, then can a bee look into a large reaction. 'Practicing' an extraction on $500 worth of pills is not a good idea (as if anyone would do that anyway  ;D )

Once again I do agree with you guys. I just wanted to point out that it's not possible for a bee who is having problems obtaining a decent amount of pseudo.  ;)


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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2004, 02:41:00 AM »
i think superassman's single pill synth tops this.

one pill; 3 striker pads.


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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2004, 08:22:00 AM »

BTW, how long does .3g's of meth last swik?

My total intake of meth ever wouldn't even total that. I have used it three times, so far. But I know plenty of people who would BurnItUp/BangItUp/EatItUp/SnortItUp in a day or so


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this is so fucking true and so funny,but I...
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2004, 04:40:00 AM »