Ehh, am drunk again, got another idea:
Why not addept the idea of a railgun to make a railgunring around your flask/vessel/tank?
And throw in a stirrer bar to get slung around the SIDE? Details of making a railgun with numerous links ever given by me on the Couch. DO NOT DARE to patent this idea, or I will haunt you untill the next 10 generations of your greed infected offspring!!!
Any more drunks around? Let's go to the Couch.
Ahh, fuckit, better stay here, more sophisticated audience, why is everybody whining about stirringcapacity? Fuck, get a batterydriven drill, 100$, stick a paintstirrer in it from the next shelf (get a bottle of paintremover from theothershelf and get that ugly blue color off first or it will be eaten away by your ketones, making your dream, "hehe, atlastnobodytalksaboutdreaminganymore, fuckers", multicolored), smash the ketone in your face when you stick that dildo in the fluid.
1m3 NaOH, HCl, H2SO4 PTFEtanks secondhand 100$RHULE!
Afraid of initiaiting a fuckin explosion? Attach a thickwalled piece of vacuumtube to your paintstirrer and on the other end a convenient pin, stick the pin in your batterydrill, VOILA, stirring at remote distance! )Do not forget to stick a fittingtightly spiralled metal spring inside your vacuumtube, or the fuckin thing will strangle your skinny neck.)
Stick a long piece of stirrershaft through your refluxcondenser, fit in place by a oversized hole in a stopper on top of your condenser and hang the fuckin batterydrill on it, will move any kind of alu pices around, success guaranteed. Any vapours can pass through the oversized hole, blow them away with a hairdryer liberated from any innocent female hanging around in the vecinity.
Really worried inventors stick another oversized stopper at the bottom of their condensers, fuckin whinies, who gives a fuck about glassroadkill on the way to wisdom?
Up yours! EtOH RHULES! LäBTöp/
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