Dude, believe me it's no problem. Get your credit card, devise a company name and order by phone. If your not familiar with laboratory suppliers, look in the yellow pages or the internet. Have a ligitamet reason for having equipment firmly emplanted in your mind, but no body will ask anyway. They don't care! They want to sell to you.! This is what they do every day. A couple of flasks and condensors, big deal!! You are just another small customer.
Also demand a catalogue from these companies. Alot of them have one on the net so you can simply quote a catalogue number for the item you want. It's simple, quick and more professional than trying to describe the item.
If that still worries you and you have patients, wait for a laboratory auction. Personally I get a hard-on whenever one comes up.
Also, as far as chemicals go, If it's listed they won't sell it to you unless you fill out a form and you probably won't right?. But basicly you can get just about anything you need to make just about anything you want. Your not doing anything illegal anyway right??? Good luck.
Regards,
FF