I don't get the sassy worrying.
From what I can tell, possession of only sassy is not a crime in itself. I would be more worried about buying online, with p-benzo, pdcl, sassy, and glassware in my profile.
Now that, I would be worried about.. and yes, I have seen it. Stupid, stupid stupid stupid.
But I would feel somewhat secure if I ordered online, although I don't. Use necessary precaution to keep your name totally uninvolved...
"The gods are too fond of a joke." (Aristotle)