Whenever I heard someone say that their sassy oil turned-out to be bunk, I used to think that they were embarrassed that they fucked-up a synth, so they blame their failure on the oil. But, there really are scum-bags on the net selling shit! Someone I know recently received 16oz "sassafras oil". He smelled it and immediately knew that there was something very off about it, so he decided to try washing it with a 5% solution of KOH, and guess what? No layers separated; just a big jar of light-green slop! He said out loud, "That goddam mother-fucking cock-sucker! I will hunt that supplier down, tie him to his fucking bed, and agressively smash-out all of his teeth with a rusty hammer, then let him choke to death on his own blood! Die! That abortion that got away! I'd like to inject that fucker with his own bunk sassy oil!."
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