Let's see, put a little Potassium ferricyanide, Sulfuric acid and Potassium permanganate in the kettle, with all the windows closed of course this brews for about 30 minutes. Then combine it with a premixed solution of Iron sulfate and Potassium sulfate, a pinch of Manganese sulfate., with rapid stirring or shaking of course. An equimolar part of Nitric acid with a constant charge of Carbon dioxide until smoking ceases, then 100ml water dripped very slowly until incorporated and tada!!!!!!! We have just made a screwdriver! So what if it's easier with Vodka and Orange juice, we likes it the long route!
Oh, and excuse me with multiple apologies if the serious forum does not allow a little kidding...
It'll never work says......>>>> Insanium