First let me say that none of what you read in this post is true. It's all made up to impress a bunch of people I never met. In fact someone I never met dreamed it all... SWIGS told me he had a weird dream one night and this is how it went.
He started with 10pkg's 48ct generic white 60's and used "a novel extraction technique by SWIVE" to get pure pseudo for an H3PO3/I/E/DH20 rxn. SWIGS noticed when purchasing said pills that there was a new inactive on the list: (Hypromellose) he paid little attention to it
...Rookie mistake...He extracted 21gms of a possible 28.8 Not too bad for a rookie BUT as most of you already know there was evil lurking in that sparkly clean pseudo. After he did his extraction he left his feedstock to dry for a couple days before he "tried" to react it.
The big day finally came and SWIGS says his dream went on for about an hour before getting his presto oilbath meth maker set up and adjusted correctly. He dreamt of a 250ml rbf popped through a piece of 1/4" plexi-glass with appropriate holes drilled for zip-ties (to hold the flask) and candy therm. Then the whole mess was topped off with a 200mm
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Then a punch-ball baloon.
The dream took a strange turn when
18ml of DH20 was added to the flask at room temp.
23gms of H3PO3 was then added to the DH20 and stirred with a wooden stirring implement (a stick).
Then
24gms LGI2 was added...ooopsie! Forgot to crush that I2 SWIGS wonders will it matter? Probably not as much as the
slight M.E.K. smell in the pseudo
21gms he just added.
SWIGS then says that in this dream he stirred all the added chems till it resembled something hacked up by a 20 yr smoker. He then brought up the heat slowly but surely in about an hour to (oilbath temp) 100° C where he was under the impression that some type of quick violent rxn was supposed to take place, he was counting on this rxn to tell him when the inner flask temp hit 80° C so he would have an idea of what the temp was inside that flask. Since that said rxn NEVER happened SWIGS kept jacking up the temp thinking that the temp difference must bee the problem....WRONG-OH! The temp went up and up and up to 170° C and even higher...ooops.
Is that covert military tree-people I hear??? Oh I think it is... OOOOOOver the next hour the mist that came up from the rxn fluid condensed at about half way up the condenser and had an orangish clear color...
strangely enough not thought of as significant at this point by GREENHORN The reflux began to move up the condenser to almost the top. SWIGS had a thought...UH-OH...
Perhaps the heat is too high...but the rxn hasn't occurred...hmmm something must bee wrong. In fact something had been wrong for quite some time it just went unnoticed by SWIGS's newbee eyes. In the next hour the rxn fluid was observed as being red...blood red...the droplets falling from the end of the condenser appeared as cough syrupy looking schmegma. SWIGS thought "Dammitt! Something ain't kosher in Denmark!"
SWIGS was right, there were some turnips on the meat fork. SWIGS dreamt that he turned the heat down and let the concoction ride for about 4 more hours at 140-150° C (Oil bath temp.) When at last SWIGS gave up the ghost...the rxn fluid was observed as being blood red in color and rather thick and gelatinous. SWIGS turned on the good ol' Fuck-it switch and performed a holy shit, it's fucked anyway, so let's hurry through and find out if there's gonna at least bee a good high in it, friggin'
redneck crack-ho EXTRACTION. The heat was turned off and the rxn allowed to cool to about 125° C.
To the rxn was then added 3 volumes of DH20 equal to 60ml. The rxn fluid was observed as being murky-orange...barely translucent...It was then washed with 200ml of xylene for about 5 minutes then again...then again. The xylene was observed as being yellow like too much vitamin piss yellow.
The rxn fluid was then based with a 20% NAOH solution...and based and based and based, Some orange/amber colored globules were seen racing out of the solution toward the bottom...I'm not sure what the PH was at.
So here's when the rdneck crack-ho extraction kicked in...The rxn fluid wasn't all milky white it was about half-way milky white...fresh np was added in about an equal portion then blah blah blah water then blah blah blah 31%HCL then blah blah blah shake da fuck outta it then blah blah blah sep, evap acetone crash sm0okey sm0okey, snorty snorty Holy fucky is that C.M.T.P. AND voices in the other room blah blah blah....wheeeew!
Three days later the rxn fluid was titrated again and 6 more gms of half reduced backache makin' tweek yer balls off white powdery shit was yielded.
THE END
Thanx to everyone who didn't contribute to this dream that was dreamed by someone whom I never met, in a world far and long frome here in a universe that never existed.
?'s
1) What the hell caused this rxn to turn red?
2) Are the ratio's screwed up or just plain wrong?
Thanks SWIGeez 3) What the hell is hypromellose???
It seems to be anything they want it to be. Thank-you all......CUL8RgsOUT
EDIT: SHORTY I'm positive the H3P03 was good...it was a fresh bottle and had been stored properly.