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Title: french cops seize supposed "ecstasy", turns out to be haribo strawberries
Post by: carl on March 21, 2021, 10:01:06 PM
Have a look at this: hxxps://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56461868
Its hilarious!
The requirements for cops to get into this job are steadily decreasing everywhere(i.e. cops are less educated now aka dumber), and I guess thats what you get when you save money on the wrong end ::)

Great, now I would like to have a bag of those strawberries...  :-X
Title: Re: french cops seize supposed "ecstasy", turns out to be haribo strawberries
Post by: StuffedBee on March 21, 2021, 10:50:42 PM
Ecstasy for your tongue ;)
Title: Re: french cops seize supposed "ecstasy", turns out to be haribo strawberries
Post by: carl on March 21, 2021, 11:04:33 PM
Attention, sourcing! Haribo primavera, tasty!
I guess I will eat a whole bag in one sitting after I received my next CBD order and turned it into synthweed :D
Title: Re: french cops seize supposed "ecstasy", turns out to be haribo strawberries
Post by: Ondansetron on September 13, 2021, 08:11:22 PM
I have a friend who was arrested for possession of ecstasy, LSD, and methamphetamine because of melatonin pills in his pants pocket that tripped the field tests. He was in acute psychosis from some hallucinogen and running around the municipal building half-naked (shirt only, no pants) screaming at people. When the police found his pants, they discovered “pills containing LSD.”

I was serving grand jury earlier this year and a cop on the drug task force was giving testimony. At one point he mentioned “a quarter ounce” and the prosecutor asked him to clarify the weight in grams. The cop didn’t know. This cop also blew a 3-month wiretap investigation by pulling over a junkie who recognized him from another town and knew he had no business being in an unmarked police car a few towns over.