The following story is completely false, moreover the main players weren't even human cause this didn't happen on earth or anywhere near this galaxy.
Fiction, get it???
Anyways, swim works at a bullshit company doing bullshit things, HOWEVER, swim in an industry that "new things" are constanstly being tried cause no one has locked down this market (the market is fully legal).
So, through intense socially engineering, net surfing and plain creativity, swim is able to have a "us" supplier (united states of saturn) send swim a spanking bottle of our favorite "x" precursor.
Well the egotistical boss-person opens up the box and is yelling the contents of said box over the loud speaker..(yes I know).
Swim see "his" bottle on this person's desk and almost tackles the bottle to get it in his possesion..
The deal was it would come in and swim would pay half.
Well we all know how difficult this cursor is to get some immediately swim wants all the ml's for himself.
Tastes real to..and swim was in a position to do a water test @ work!
The moral of the story is well there is no moral...
Swim got his shit...pdcl2 aint here yet but after that its just a matter of time....
You guys are the only ones in the universe who this even begins to make anykind of sense....
This is a bullshit job, but you have to keep a job where you can pretty much order at will and are protected by the bureaucracy and legal status of a corporation.
Cool eh?
Diversion? What diversion? To who? To where? What were we talking about again?