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Just in case you need some creativity with your cursing.

salat

http://www.erowid.org/culture/characters/shulgin_alexander/shulgin_alexander_booklet1.shtml

The PDF on that page has some chemistry jokes. Some make you groan mind.

Re teabaggers:  I really liked these signs at the sanity rally.

I had a weird sort of encounter with Karl Rove once.  My ex and I were having dinner in a nice restaurant in the DC area and a couple and their son sat down at the table next to us.  I noticed the fact that each of them was immersed in their own world.  The man was doing stuff on his blackberry and the wife had a manual for apple and was fiddling with some sort of apple device.  The son was playing games on a gameboy or whatever they have these days.  I thought how little these people were interacting with each other yet were probably calling it quality family time in their minds.

Later when the family next to us got their bill and the manager was all over them, we asked the waiter what was up - turns out the family was Karl Rove and his wife and son.  I wondered if he heard any of my comments on George jr.  I'm hearing impaired and talk kinda loud.  But I wouldn't have known him from Adam because I don't watch tv, although I keep up on news via internet.

salat

Nah, that was before I became a long haired hippy type which is what my current husband did to me - taught me to think for myself - God that is a pain in the neck!

If he had checked up on me he'd have found my secret clearance from working on the GPS satellite system back in 92 and most likely have offered me a job!  Although husband #3 who I was with was a former gay guy from San Francisco so I wasn't straight republican any more - more in the middle.

I thought it was all kind of funny when Karl resigned stating his intent to spend more time with his family!! Maybe they were texting each other at the table!

Salat

Fun site called the Journal of Unpublished Chemistry,
http://jun.lemonie.net/JUnChem.html
 here's a sample:

Grignard initiation: careful addition vs "whack-it-all-in".
The paper discusses the relative difference in reactivities between carefully initiated Grignard preparations, against those formed under slightly more exothermic conditions. Special reference is made to emptying of ones bladder before under taking such a reaction.
NG, UK