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You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« on: May 30, 2011, 09:06:00 PM »
Long ago there was a Couch post on the Hive about "you know you've been synthin' too much when. . ." that doesn't seem to have made it into the archives.  If anyone has it and would be willing to post, it would be appreciated.  Or maybe someone on this board already knows when you've been synthing too much.

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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2011, 10:13:57 PM »
you buy amyl nitrate from the sex store to counteract the effect of the solvent fumes, even with a huge amount of ventilation..

your sleep schedule is based around your reflux/distilling times..

you can identify a containers/vessels material/chemical compatibility just by feeling it..

You need to move from 120V to 240V because your heating element has just about maxed out the power draw..



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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2011, 11:03:17 PM »
You have so many erlenmeyers standing around you actually forget about them.

And then you decide to check them (like this weekend) and proceed to salt out another whopping 30 grams of mdma.HCL

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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2011, 11:17:36 PM »
a whooping 30 grams?
sheeesh! that's nothing
i knew the jig was up when one of my friends says this
"i could'nt find your place, but then i noticed the chemical odor and that's how i figured it out"
i was trying to keep it a secret.
other people would tell me that i smelled just like "a giant ecstasy pill"

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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2011, 11:22:23 PM »
when you take drugs for granted
« Last Edit: June 12, 2011, 08:13:29 PM by beanhead »

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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 02:55:13 PM »
When after you pump gas you grab your phone and then wonder why you pulled up your phone's calculator. Then you realize you were about to convert how many gallons you got into moles.
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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2011, 01:29:28 AM »
When reused and unmarked bottles and jars containing Schedule 1 supstances, lvl. 3 and 4 toxins and high explosives are all over
you shelves along with souvenirs and you don't feel excited about that any more.

When you start looking at jewelry as potential catalysts,precursors and reactants.

When your can trust ALL of your friends and family members they won't dig around your room when you are absent since they are in genuine fear for their life.

When methylamine starts to smell "kinda like mint!"

When other people faint on doorstep from fumes you are constantly working with.

When you stop having problem with feral dogs,pigeons,cats and even rats withing few meters of your place.

When your friends suddenly start giving you a lot of money when you feel like quiting your hobby.
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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 03:01:06 AM »
Quote from: overunity33 on May 30, 2011, 10:13:57 PM
your sleep schedule is based around your reflux/distilling times..

Quote from: reDEEMed on August 10, 2011, 02:55:13 PM
When after you pump gas you grab your phone and then wonder why you pulled up your phone's calculator. Then you realize you were about to convert how many gallons you got into moles.

can definitely relate to these 2

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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 07:13:30 AM »
When the fridge is full of ergot strain samples in vials.

When you walk into a hardware store for something, and immediately begin assessing all the solvents, degreasers, paint strippers, superglue accelerators and other such products for potential usefulness.

When the milk in the fridge has to go sideways flat onto the food storage racks, because a flask full of a mixture of chloroform and chlorobutanol still needs distilling is in the way.

When the household cleaning products sit next to the ethyl acetate, THF, DCM, flask full of lithium in THF sealed under argon drying away......

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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 03:13:30 PM »
When the shopping bag in a chemhack's sleeping quarters, that used to be hung on the doorknob of the chemist's wardrobe contains not a few items of rubbish to be taken out of the house and thrown in the bin when he takes his used clothing for the previous day, but instead, contains poppy straw for a mixed fraction alkaloid isolation, purification and modification.
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Re: You know you've been synthin' too much when. . .
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2011, 10:54:54 PM »
When there's no room in the freezer for food cause it's full of ice for distillations and bottles of dry IPA.

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