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I, like, big, bugs and I cannot lie, all you other fellows might deny....
« on: August 14, 2011, 02:37:31 PM »
I think I'm the only person in my whole apartment complex to have a garden on their balcony. I have a few herbs, some grape tomatoes, a couple kinds of peppers, some kind of big bush a few cactii and a hanging ivy. I love sitting out here in the morning drinking my coffee and trolling the Vespiary with all the insects as my morphine and hydrocodone kick in. I'm usually out here by 5:30am, 6 at the latest. Sitting beside me now is a big fat grasshopper. He's really loving life this morning as I have the fan set up drying up some water that hopefully contains something I can lick off the plate. He's just kickin' it on the edge of the plate taking in the breeze and staring longingly at the garden a few feet away. I love my bugs. If anyone ever killed one of my bugs I would probably beat the living shit out of em.
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Re: I, like, big, bugs and I cannot lie, all you other fellows might deny....
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 08:33:03 PM »
Fucking pigs killed, nyet!, murdered, my pet false widow (Steatoda species) spider when they raided.

I just captured one actually, and she (female,I think) took prey that very night, a tiny fly, in the tiny web spun in the temporary holding vial.

Those bastards killed hundreds of newly hatched babies.
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