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jon

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giving tsa agents pubic crabs
« on: January 24, 2012, 11:59:25 PM »
so i was listening to this radio show with max keiser and he was talking about dumping pubic lice eggs on tsa agents while he being groped at the airport.
and he talked about this site called crabrevenge.com where you can buy vials of pubic lice eggs in little glass vials
see check it out

http://www.crabrevenge.com/

anyway he said that all you have to do is dump it on thier clothing while they are'nt looking, you know while you're being searched and the eggs will hatch then the crabs will find thier way to the pubic region.
how clever!

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Re: giving tsa agents pubic crabs
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 01:43:19 AM »
Yeah, there's another site that sells them also IIRC. But what an idea.

Just hope they don't blow back on you! The red strain is supposedly pretty bad ass. Probably have to soak your junk in raid for a month to kill them.
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Re: giving tsa agents pubic crabs
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 02:46:57 AM »
worthless fucks aren't worth it. They have to wake up everyday and be their miserable selves.
although it is ingenious and tempting, there's a nice spot waiting in hell for all those that compromise integrity for the stinking measly fifty cents they make.
Maybe that's all of us, LOL...
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Re: giving tsa agents pubic crabs
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 02:53:58 AM »

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Re: giving tsa agents pubic crabs
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 04:04:57 PM »
Oh wow. This is genius. LMAO... :D
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Re: giving tsa agents pubic crabs
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2012, 08:10:48 PM »
YES!!!!

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Re: giving tsa agents pubic crabs
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2012, 01:42:00 AM »
Oh boy!

Question is..do they deliver.

This could be just the thing for..errm...lets just leave it at that. Probably not all that hard to guess what it might be just the thing for. Everybody here likely knows Tsathoggua's personal bane.

He must question their claims of having available a resistant strain of lice, where poisoning the little buggers is concerned. A simple wikipedia check states that resistance to the first-line treatment for crabs, pyrethroids is extremely rare.

And there are treatments for various forms of body louse that make their home amongst body hairs, that rely on silicones, killing by suffocation which are both in common use and to which the organisms in question cannot evolve resistance.
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