A bunch of ferrets visited a music event.  There were mainly male ferrets, but there was one female ferret in this group. 
A male and female took initially 200mg mdma.  The onset was about 45 minutes or so, slower then usual with mixed pressed pills.  The experience peaked around 1 hour mark, at which point another 200mg was split between two people male/female, 100mg each.  This was continued twice more for a night of about 400mg total over the course of 8-9 hours.  Lots of touchie feelie going on, little making out, no more no less.  Some decent dancing, but not as much that was expected.  Even at this level the ferret experienced little to no twisting of lights, or visuals, which means very little metabolized to mda.  Cant report for others.  Also noted was closing of eyes at small moments of time was intensely nice, but then opening eyes, and "coming back to life" to music was beautiful as well.  Jaw clenching was noticed more if done more than 200mg, and speed effect as well, although not very bothersome, maybe even enjoyable.  Right side temple pressure/tingles continues until next day, although somewhat normal for this ferret.

Couple other notes:
1. A male ferret was said to consume 600mg total over the same period of time 8-9 hours or so.  This ferret looked pretty well excited, but still containing themself. This subject did 100mg doses, every hour or so...
2. Another ferret consumed a combination 140mg mdma/60mg mda, and was absolutely floored.  The best description was lots of eyes closing, profuse forehead sweat, and a general thinking from the other ferrets, that maybe this once ferret needs a bit more water.  Nonetheless this mdma/mda ferret mumbled to other ferret, there sooo fucked up right now, this is the best.  They couldnt understand conversation from other ferrets very well. This ferret was also a low tolerance in the group, so this combo probably was a bit strong.

The ferret doesnt know about other ferrets elsewhere in the room, but mdma by itself seems to have a short duration.  She wonders which combo would give a better energy.  She feels maximum 50mg mda initially with 100mg mdma may be nice, and continuing with 100mg mdma throughout the night.

She also sees that on the test subject with 400mg, the mind seems pretty foggy days later.  Vitamin c and e, was taking at end of night, and days after, but pretty good laziness, and slowness continues.  Cant imagine how 600mg subject may feel with further followup.

Pesky ferrets.

Replacing swim with ferrets doesn't make it less annoying. Just make posts timeless as the rules say;)

I cant say I would be up to taking those doses like the evidently seasoned subjects above I do have an interesting story when some naieve strangers approached the 500mg MDMA intake level.

We can only really start the story half way through at a kick off party for a large(ish) musiic festival in a rave bar in the south of Spain and myself and a bunch of friends were getting some beers in having arrived late and smoking some herb (which for the sake of keeping this post legal we will say was unadulturated tobacco). Music was banging and there were several hundred people who were much further along than us.

In what can only be described as the fastest wipeout I have ever seen a young guy at the table across from us stood up, urinated on himself and cramped up into a little ball becoming unresponsive to all external stimuli in the time it took for you to read this. Now his friends seemed very very worried and being the friendly sort I am I went over to see wtf did that to him (there may have been a little element of not wanting to share the experience). He was carried outside the venue and doused with water to no avail and my questioning continued... what the fuck had he taken? The response I got was "half a pill" "it's his first time".

Bullshit I thought no way. His friend - who was clearly coming up fast was starting to get really edgy and out of it- I was assured again it was half a pill.

The first guy at this stage was still completely unresponsive and had clenched every muscle so hard that I thought he was going to break his back and shatter his teeth. I asked what did the pill look like to get the description that the "pill" that these 2 drug virgins took between em was actually a baggie containing a gram of MDMA. All made sense, they thought that this was one dose and they would do half each just to be safe. The second guy was edgy because he figured any minute now he was going to be next and they would both die. Not a feeling I would particularly like to experience, a twisted way of getting to watch your friend die in a strange country and having taken the same dose only moments after him.

Despite numerous attempts to get an ambulance our fractured spanish let us down or else they sent the police instead. In a rare show of humanity the police took our urine soaked, and now duck-billed, subject and his emotionally destroyed friend and brought them to a hospital. Even met them at the gig the next night when all they had was vague recollections of a police car and people spraying them with water.

The End