Author Topic: And I thought we was freinds (Read 97 times)

Sedit · « **on:** July 30, 2009, 05:39:40 PM »

I just walked into a wasp nest

.... I thought we was cool but they stabbed me in the back...errr the arm about 10 times when I wasn't looking.

I feel hurt and betrayed.... Mainly hurt like my arm and hand is on fire. :'(

Enkidu · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2009, 07:53:20 PM »

drama mommas are everywhere. they probably weren't aware that you actually are a wasp

Sedit · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:42:27 PM »

Shit I wish they had this is hurting me to the bone now and I can hardly move my left hand.

Vesp · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2009, 12:54:11 AM »

Yeah, they're just paranoid.
Speaking of wasps not being our friends, have you guys noticed wasps making nests in holed stoppers?
There is some little stupid bastard wasp that continues to lay its larva in everything in my lab that has a hole in it - especially holed stoppers. They make it out of mud and leaves, etc.

Heh sedit, you could always "raid" the wasps.
.. literally, that's a wasp and hornet poison.

Sedit · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:00:21 AM »

Normaly Im against wasp being raided but I had to make an exception this time. Thats one good thing I can say though, Wasp aint no one to be fucking with because they gang up and fuck you up quicker then you know what hit you.

Hell I took benadryl over 2 hours ago and I stll must pretty much type with one hand as its very hard to move my hand and arm and the pain has been getting progressivly worst even though it was hours ago. I have never had a sting like this before and Im really considering heading to the ER to get some pain killers since my freinds are all out.(Trust me I asked)

Vesp · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:10:18 AM »

I wonder if taking aspirin/ibuprofen and caffeine would help.
Caffeine constricts blood vessels and that might help in some way or another.

When I get hurt from allergies, or something I normally take caffeine, aspirin, and diphenhydramine.

Sedit · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2009, 02:03:40 AM »

Na it don't as I have taken aspirin and drank two cups of coffee since then (I always drink coffee). Still swollen although it does seem to be easing up a bit since I can now move my pinky.

If feels like arthritis because the bones in my wrist hurt bad.

Douchermann · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2009, 02:52:15 AM »

Yeah, they can be nasty. I've been stung by one when I wasn't even aware of it's presence. I was sitting on my driveway, minding my own business. The douche comes up and stings me in the back of the neck. From there on, I've killed all on sight, when I have my secret weapon... a squirt-gun filled with soapy water. Much more economical (and kid/environmentally friendly) than RAID, and works just as well, if not better.

Enkidu · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2009, 03:52:55 AM »

when i was a child, i used to get the neighborhood kids together and we'd go on wasp hunts. you take a butterfly net and stir up a nest, and then catch the wasps as they try to attack you. pretty entertaining. the red wasps are the most aggressive (and the biggest), the brown ones are smaller and less aggressive, and the mud dobbers (the shiny blue ones) are harmless. those are prolly the ones you have in your lab, douchermann.

Vesp · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2009, 05:10:44 AM »

heh, when I was a kid I was really into collecting bugs, nests, etc I loved animals and that sort of thing.
Well, in the winter I found this giant wasp nest in a bush so I cut it out and put it on a shelf. I thought that shit was pretty cool. I still think the large paper wasps nest are neat.

Anyways, apparently they hibernate in the winter, instead of freezing to death and I came back a few hours later to find that all the wasps of a large nest were out of the nest, and flying like crazy in my room.
They were the bigger kind, the black and white type. I never got stung, but that certainly is something worth remembering.

Sedit · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2009, 02:08:19 PM »

Quote from: Enkidu on July 31, 2009, 03:52:55 AM

the red wasps are the most aggressive (and the biggest), the brown ones are smaller and less aggressive, and the mud dobbers (the shiny blue ones) are harmless. those are prolly the ones you have in your lab, douchermann.

It would be cool if we could change the titles here to simulate how agressive the people are by naming them after wasp. Start out as something like a mud dobber and work up to a hornet, killer bee, or something along them lines.

heisenberg · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2009, 04:51:55 PM »

I was clearing snow off my garage roof a few winters ago, and I found a large nest in the gutter. I sort of poked at it, thinking it was dead.

Out staggered the queen, who was massive. I thought it was pretty entertaining, because the thing was near freezing and couldn't move well. In the end I squished it.

zzhuchila_clocker · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2009, 05:57:40 PM »

You should have consumed some mescaline before communicating them. Maybe they would recongize you then as a wasp.

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