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uchiacon

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experimental liquer
« on: June 16, 2012, 11:52:18 AM »
      Was reading about the chemistry side of coffee roasting and aqueous extractions. Heavily stoned at the time, I wanted some coffee. Vacantly smelt a small bottle of sassafras I had positioned on the table. Did 3 brews, the first two I burnt, but the third succeeded using medium roast fine ground Italian beans. Decided to have said coffee in a cool, sweet milky concoction. Sugar, stir, cold milk, stir.

      Decided I rather fancied the smell and sweet taste of the sassafras oil. Added ice cubes to cold coffee/milk mix, then 3 drops of sassafras oil, then a generous splash of vodka.

      Result: unparalelled success. Absolutely delicious. Highly recommended, and  ::) to the FDA's restrictions.

      Future modifications:
      • Get an espresso machine or make a glass "suckback" percolator system for more optimal aqueous extraction. Monitor water temperature and maintain around 95C to reduce extraction of bitter oils.
      • Addition of small quantities of coarse ground or crushed spices to coffee grounds before percolation; cinnamon, star anise, liquorice root or anethole (etc)
      • Higher fat milk or small addition of cream and more sugar.
      • Do above procedure less vodka addition, then strip of 50% or more of the water via vacuum and gentle warming to form a sugary liquer syrup. Neat distilled neutral spirit added at the end (50% EtOH or higher)


    What say you, savages?

« Last Edit: June 16, 2012, 11:59:14 AM by uchiacon »

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Re: experimental liquer
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 12:51:24 AM »
Just go easy on the sassafras oil. Better to use a SMALL quantity of rootbark, the oil is just too toxic. Toady knew of somebody who died of liver failure through drinking sassafras tea.

Toady made a nice batch of a bit of an experimental brew himself. Basically it just involves distilling vodka over lemon balm, sweetening with (and this takes a LOT of work!, the nectar harvested from a whole bloody load of those tiny lemon balm flowers, and then a little grated lime zest, juice of a fresh lime, and some lime blossom or acacia honey added at the end.


Coffee-wise, nothing beats dark roast turkish coffee, perhaps sweetened with a bit of liquorice root as well as brown sugar. Fucking rocket fuel.
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