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Easy way to beat the border security
« on: September 14, 2009, 12:38:53 AM »
Ok first of all I think the Mexican cartels are all a bunch of sociopathetic pieces of shit who should all have their heads cutt off (or at least be put out of business by American growers and manufacturers) so I am not inclined to help them BUT I just couldn't resist with this idea.

You know how the Mexicans throw tons of shit at the border checkpoints and most get stop by drug dogs but enough get through? Well I know how to completely take those drug dogs out of the picture. Take Tijuana for example. Tijuana is filled with CA plate rental cars and American owned cars along with the hotel parking lots. They all come down to Tijuana for a day or maybe two and then drive back. Now all the cartels have to do is give their masses of little poor foot soldiers one bud of marijuana each. Then all through out the day those guys can go all around Tijuana and wipe their marijuana bud up against the American plated cars or the ones in line to go through the border (just pose as a vendor and you can do it). That way then EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CAR will be getting stopped by the drug dogs even though they'd have no drugs! If every fucking car would get flagged by the dogs they would have no choice but to not use dogs anymore and then they'd have to rely exclusively on profiling which is easy to get around. So cheap and so easy ya know.

The other way is really really fucked up and sinister so I am really hesitant to mention it but I can't imagine there are any cartel members in this board so I'll post it. Ok so those Tijuana hotel parking lots are filled with American plated cars going back over the border in a day or two right? Well you strap a couple keys of coke to the bottom of their cars along with a GPS transciever. Then you just follow them over the border and assuming they get through you remove the keys when they park on the other side. I know, it's REALLY REALLY fucked up right? Although then again if it came to light that they were doing that on a mass scale then the border security would have no choice but to assume everyone smuggling drugs on the bottom of their cars were just innocent victims. But yeah, the idea of getting an innocent newlywed couple 10 years in prison is so fucked up.
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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 12:48:24 AM »
Just doesn't seem probable to me....

My best idea to smuggle shit from Mexico is through boats. Get a lot of americans to go down, buy what have you, and a few pounds of fish.  (assuming your not smuggling anything over a few bricks of cocaine) throw the fish in a bucket, ontop of your coke. Let the sun do the rest. If customs stops you, your clean. No one is going to search a bucket of dead fish.

Thats my only idea for smuggling shit in...Other than that I'm a fish out of water.  :P

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 12:51:27 AM »
The plant material could be dissolved in an oil and sprayed on cars easily..I like that idea..
Consider shipping homing pigeons as well.. and then having them flyback :D


..fish = probably is and been done, they're probably aware of this, and probably do search the fish.. plus wtf is someone going to be doing with an ass-load of rotting fish from mexico? bet there are laws with fishing when it comes to international waters....
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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 12:57:19 AM »
Hehe, yeah Madhatter I'm afraid if that's all ya got smuggling might not be your thing. Hiding drugs in boats in different stuff has been done for decades which is why the cartels have been trying to make their own submarines and just use aircraft instead. I have seen the patrol maps for the Coast Guard, it is quite daunting. Even the high speed boats don't have much luck anymore. The only boats that are really still smuggling anymore are the fishing crawlers out of BC Canada. They drag along the drugs behind them with a heavy but dissolvable chemical like a bunch of hard salt and a buoy. Then when they see they are going to be stopped they cut the line and their drugs fall to the bottom of the ocean. Then the next day they come back after the salt has all dissolved and go around catching floating buoys to retrieve their stuff. I think those are the only boat smugglers that are really having any success nowadays.

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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 01:00:23 AM »
Haha. Well like I said. I'm a fish out of water with drugs and chemistry. I don't have much experience with either, besides using. I guess I have to leave that shit to the people who do it.

Oh well. I can learn chemistry...I don't feel like moving to mexico to learn to smuggle.

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 01:00:57 AM »
"The plant material could be dissolved in an oil and sprayed on cars easily"

Vesp has been watching too much Cheech and Chong.lol

@German,Thats not fucked up! I hear they are cutting peeps heads off and putting them on stakes down there now! And its 2009 Happy new millenium fucker, Your head shall be my next mailbox! Thats fucked up!

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/four-decapitated-in-mexican-violence-20090703-d76r.html

If you were el chapo we could all sleep a bit better at night! As those crazy pricks are not strapping bags of money under peoples cars at the moment more like 7 kgs TNT under your families car with the family inside! Thats fucked up! A nice big bag of freshly imported nose candy strapped under your car would not be so bad IMHO. Unless you planning to track them down via GPS and claim yours goods with a smoking barrel (that would be somewhat fucked up)

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2009, 01:09:43 AM »
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"The plant material could be dissolved in an oil and sprayed on cars easily"

Vesp has been watching too much Cheech and Chong.lol

ah why wouldn't that work?
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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 01:13:58 AM »
^^^ I don't see why it wouldn't work but I believe dogs are trained to smell the THC so it might be better instead of using plant material to just use like a pound of hash (pure THC) to make a few hundred gallons of solution (my understanding is drug dogs can smell like a freakin molecule so the solution would not need much THC in it).

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2009, 01:17:40 AM »
Right, and you'd want something that could stick to the car better then water... I.e an oil of some sort..
I dunno
I'd like to develop a potent drug that kills olefactory cells..
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 01:20:18 AM »
It probably would work, but Cheech and Chong beat you to it!

Up In Smoke

short synopsis;

Two stoners unknowingly smuggle a van - made entirely of marijuana - from Mexico to L.A.,

And they show you in the movie them spraying the resin on to the van;

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078446/

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 01:20:54 AM »
I got it! Make a solution and pose as one of those poor car washer guys! Everyone waiting in line would be getting their windows washed not knowing they are just being tagged to alert the dogs.

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 01:23:53 AM »
Idea: Taint the drying brushes in normal car washes with THC or other substance..

All cars that get car wash: Tainted, and won't be getting a car wash for a while.. since they will be clean :D


.. maybe..
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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2009, 01:31:23 AM »
Or with some of this! Beat them at their own game, they will take this over the real thing! as this is what they are trained with. Imagine if you could convert psuedo lsd to real lsd? They will not release what chamicals they actually are(probably for good reason). Buy some psuedo lsd and send it to a lab that tests street samples for like $50.
hxxp://quickscent.dopedog.com/]http://quickscent.dopedog.com/

sorry that may not have been the best site to link too.

But adding them to your window washing solution instead of detergent, is said to get those stubborn stains without streaking! 
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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2009, 01:36:06 AM »
Why not just...
1. Fill a duffel bag full of drugs
2. Hop in a plane off your own personal airstrip (Don't forget to file a flight plan)
3. When you are flying over the middle of nowhere throw the bag out
4. Keep a GPS with you, record coordinates text to person B to pick it up or if your landing go get it yourself

Then you won't even have to deal with customs. You wouldn't have any drugs on you, or in your plane. Seems a lot easier then making it a bitch for everyone to cross the border. You guys are jerks.  :D

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2009, 01:42:31 AM »
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Then you won't even have to deal with customs. You wouldn't have any drugs on you, or in your plane. Seems a lot easier then making it a bitch for everyone to cross the border. You guys are jerks.  :D

Haha but it would be pretty great...

Why not just carry it over in a powered parachute? Those things look way fun...

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2009, 01:51:21 AM »
I think Vesp is on the right track with a potant drug to destroy the sence of smell. Accomplish this for dogs and your set. Nothing to link you to anything. The dogs will just pass by every car in a daze without any clue anything is there. The reliance on dogs anymore leaves the border wide open for this sort of thing. Olfactory chemicals have been known to act as drugs for some time in humans triggering small biochemical changes depending on which of the thousands of receptors is triggered. Some are sleepy like lavender and some are stimulating like Basil and mints. This is not due to a dirrect action of the chemicals but the responce of the olfactory sences triggering the release of various neurotransmitters ect.. in the body. Dogs having a much higher concentration of these forms of receptors should be much more influenced by inhaled chemicals then humans.

And hey its better to get though with no hassle then to have them asking everyone.
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2009, 02:00:34 AM »
Quote from: Naf1 on September 14, 2009, 01:31:23 AM
Or with some of this! Beat them at their own game, they will take this over the real thing! as this is what they are trained with. Imagine if you could convert psuedo lsd to real lsd? They will not release what chamicals they actually are(probably for good reason). Buy some psuedo lsd and send it to a lab that tests street samples for like $50.
hxxp://quickscent.dopedog.com/]http://quickscent.dopedog.com/

sorry that may not have been the best site to link too.

But adding them to your window washing solution instead of detergent, is said to get those stubborn stains without streaking! 

Psuedo LSD is actually Corn starch and KI. Idk how it smells like LSD, but to dogs it does.

http://wikieducator.org/Chemistry/Forensic_Analysis

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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2009, 02:22:15 AM »
Best way of all is sell PURE product. There is an artical somewhere in microgram that shows Meth as not having anysmell at all. Super pure product can not be detected by dogs. What they smell is trace left overs like a friggin MRI machine. Meth*HCL has NO smell. Nor do many other salts so it boils down to purity. If your bringing inpure crap then they will catch you way faster then the rest.
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2009, 02:35:40 AM »
There are candles and some cleaners that contain ingredients to "numb" olfactory cells so I have read in the dark and sticky corners of the internet... I can't figure out what chemicals these are, or what products contain them, but if anyone else can I am extremely interested...

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And hey its better to get though with no hassle then to have them asking everyone.

Or do both, They'd be so confused by the end of the night!  ;D

Stuff to learn a bit about.. can't find any info on killing the little suckers though...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactory_receptor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trace_amine-associated_receptor
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Re: Easy way to beat the border security
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2009, 04:25:00 AM »
Quote from: Sedit on September 14, 2009, 02:22:15 AM
Best way of all is sell PURE product. There is an artical somewhere in microgram that shows Meth as not having anysmell at all. Super pure product can not be detected by dogs. What they smell is trace left overs like a friggin MRI machine. Meth*HCL has NO smell. Nor do many other salts so it boils down to purity. If your bringing inpure crap then they will catch you way faster then the rest.

I don't know if that's true with MDMA*HCl however.  If I had a chromatography column... and a way to see different segments of a colorless product... and some MDMA HCl, I could find out hahahaha.
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