Damn it jon. This isn't a forum for this sort of stuff, I don't want the forum littered with jokes all of the time interfering with useful content.
I would like topics to stay at least somewhat on topic and all posts  contain mostly useful content.  This doesn't relate at all to the original posts, nor to law or security.

If you like this forum, you should straighten up. restrict yourself to only posting useful content. Go to the shroomery if you want off-topic discussion and trolling.