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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« on: March 25, 2009, 10:35:31 AM »
Thought some of you might get a kick out of this.

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.


Should I be concerned about Dihydrogen Monoxide?

Yes, you should be concerned about DHMO! Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and benzene), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.

Research conducted by award-winning U.S. scientist Nathan Zohner concluded that roughly 86 percent of the population supports a ban on dihydrogen monoxide. Although his results are preliminary, Zohner believes people need to pay closer attention to the information presented to them regarding Dihydrogen Monoxide. He adds that if more people knew the truth about DHMO then studies like the one he conducted would not be necessary.

A similar study conducted by U.S. researchers Patrick K. McCluskey and Matthew Kulick also found that nearly 90 percent of the citizens participating in their study were willing to sign a petition to support an outright ban on the use of Dihydrogen Monoxide in the United States.

Why haven't I heard about Dihydrogen Monoxide before?
Good question. Historically, the dangers of DHMO, for the most part, have been considered minor and manageable. While the more significant dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are currently addressed by a number of agencies including FDA, FEMA and CDC, public awareness of the real and daily dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide is lower than some think it should be.


What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant,
* in nuclear power plants,
* by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
* by elite athletes to improve performance,
* in the production of Styrofoam,
* in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
* in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
* as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
* in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
* as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
* as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
* in cult rituals,
* by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
* by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
* by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
* by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
* historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
* in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
* during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
* by many terrorist organizations including al Quaeda,
* in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
* by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software SDKs,
* in animal research laboratories, and
* in pesticide production and distribution.

What you may find surprising are some of the products and places where DHMO is used, but which for one reason or another, are not normally made part of public presentations on the dangers to the lives of our family members and friends. Among these startling uses are:

* as an additive to food products, including jarred baby food and baby formula, and even in many soups, carbonated beverages and supposedly "all-natural" fruit juices
* in cough medicines and other liquid pharmaceuticals,
* in spray-on oven cleaners,
* in shampoos, shaving creams, deodorants and numerous other bathroom products,
* in bathtub bubble products marketed to children,
* as a preservative in grocery store fresh produce sections,
* in the production of beer by all the major beer distributors,
* in the coffee available at major coffee houses in the US and abroad,
* in Formula One race cars, although its use is regulated by the Formula One Racing Commission, and
* as a target of ongoing NASA planetary and stellar research.

One of the most surprising facts recently revealed about Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination is in its use as a food and produce "decontaminant." Studies have shown that even after careful washing, food and produce that has been contaminated by DHMO remains tainted by DHMO.

http://www.dhmo.org/

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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 10:33:24 PM »
Oh yeah, I forgot all about this dangerous chemical! :D
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 12:52:53 AM »
That's well put together, but anyone who's been to a grade 10 science class knows how to write molecular compounds. I saw this a while ago, along with a site that claimed to contain the first man to become pregnant.

Oh Jesus! For those who are gasping:
When you write the name of a molecular compound (Witch is two non metals i.e. Hydrogen and Oxygen.) the ratios are expressed as they would be in a chemical formula. Exception being the numbers before the name rather than after.
Mon=1
Di=2
Tri=3
tetra=4
And so on..
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 12:55:34 AM »
Yep :)
haha
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 07:42:50 PM »
Where do I sign to get this horrible substance baned?
The thought of such a horrible substance being allowed in so many types of materials is just appalling.

Did you know Iv even heard that they are putting this shit into my drinking water?
Those basterds.
There once were some bees and you took all there stuff!
You pissed off the wasp now enough is enough!!!

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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 11:48:55 PM »
They probably call it something that sounds totally harmless, and then make up some "medical" benefit thing by having it in your diet. They do it with fluoride, why not this horrible substance?
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 09:44:13 AM »
I have first hand witness proof, that it is a main component in the manufacture of  so called "Ice".
In fact there is a new one-pot method to make "Ice" from Dihydrogen monoxide, it's called the "CubeNChill"

thugs are coming up with new ways to extract Dihydro from unusual sources.  Some who make dihydrogen monoxide into Ice have no chemistry background!




LOL, gotta point out my favorites:
"* by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,"

"* by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,"
took me a second with that one


"* as an additive to food products, including jarred baby food and baby formula, and even in many soups, carbonated beverages and supposedly "all-natural" fruit juices"   <---ROFL that takes the cake



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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2010, 03:29:54 PM »
u know i buy this shit by the barrel from china 95% pure pm me for details........;
It is perhaps the narcotic. Hyoscine affects certain people very oddly. One cannot be sure. Sometimes, these cases take strange forms. The victim becomes in a sense, 'mediumistic', a vehicle for all the intangible forces in operation around her.

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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2010, 01:27:17 PM »
u know i buy this shit by the barrel from china 95% pure pm me for details........;

I ordered the same thing.  I looked at the DHMO and could tell they hadn't even bothered to steam distill it!

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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 08:29:13 PM »
yeah u have 2 watch out with that chink stuff when it comes to quality.... have you tried freezing the DHMO out?

SWIM heard it works well in a dry ice/acetone bath... Mexican superlabs are said to use this method
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 08:56:39 PM »
That's well put together, but anyone who's been to a grade 10 science class knows how to write molecular compounds. I saw this a while ago, along with a site that claimed to contain the first man to become pregnant.


If you don't see it now, hop out of the nearest window and improve the gene pool.


I only made it to 8th grade. So I didnt get it till I jumped out the window and landed in a puddle of it!
acting in accordance with the dictates of reason....

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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 09:05:35 PM »
hey dude i dunno if this is the right place to discuss this kind of thing but swim would like to try a "bootie rocket" of teh stuf

so swim gots a 25cc syringe and some vaseline and hints about how much of the stuff i should push up the ole cornhole??

what's a good starters dose for rectal administration?
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2010, 09:15:24 PM »
Check at the pharmacy I hear they even sell this horrible compound Over the counter as enimas :o
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2010, 11:20:38 AM »
It probably kills more people than any banned drug....
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Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide: The silent killer
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2010, 12:44:40 PM »
i've been getting wrecked off this stuff for so long, you guys might as well think of me as a 'walking bag of dihydrogen monoxide"