i was just fucking off on the internet and i found out that a large number of these so called Christians think may 21_st is the 'rapture' date
so if you want to buy up a lot of merchandise cheap i suggest you get on the stick because may 21 st will come and go.
some strategies would be to find one of these churches and attend service and go up to the altar you know under the premise of rededicating your life or, being born again then pull it on 'em tell them your interested in buying cars jewelry and other valuables and to please see you after the service.
no time like the present fellas!!!
here's an example find a church near you!!!!

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

Im still thinking 2012 insurance would be the best payday. You will insure them incase of total destruction of the world. A low 20$ a month will protect you incase of Flood, fire and brim stone, ice storms or general wrath of god type stuff. In the case of a non-event on dec 21 2012 you will be refunded 10% of your total fee's after paying a $25 processing fee.

yeah i'm not suggesting becoming christian just con the Christians into fire sale prices since they won't be needing it anyway.
after the rapture you know.
post flyers in the church lobby i think that will do nicely.
besides our money is quickly becoming useless the debt ceiling is reached and there is talk of default on the nation debt that would crash the value of our money so some hedge fund investor can take a short position and cash in on the coming economic implosion.
2012 insurance sounds like a good niche since no insurance company covers "acts of god" you could really make a killing.
yes shake i'm always scheming.

kind of like the African American reparations scam going on in the clinton era so many scams so little time.
that one i really liked, it involves convincing a certain demographic that some obscure law entitles them to reparations provided they give info on their family history and pay the necessary filing fees.
of course you simultaneously bilk them for sensitive information and more filing/research fees.
of course then i thought about the possible blow back and decided against it.

This thread reminds me of an old Lehrer classic:

h**p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

No, they wouldn't bet because they consider gambling sinful.

The same brand of bible thumping idiots which locks people in cages for using drugs also locks people in cages for playing cards.

Many religious people also view buying insurance against a calamity as a lack of faith in their god. Insuring against a religious calamity would be seen as the ultimate lack of faith.

you can never underestimate the stupidity of americans just look who's in charge.