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The Lone Stranger

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Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« on: June 16, 2011, 02:11:19 PM »
As it pisses me off and i am feeling vacuous lets play the .......... Who The Fuck Is SWIM ? .......... game .

Some Wanker In Miami ?

Stupid Woman Infected Me ?

Someone Who Is Moronic ?

She Who Incriminated Me ?

Anyone anymore phun ideas ?



EDIT -

Someone Wants Intraveinous Morphine ?

Someone Who Injects Morphine ?

Somebody Who Is Mad ?
« Last Edit: June 16, 2011, 02:32:49 PM by The Lone Stranger »

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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2011, 07:04:04 PM »
I heard he drowned, trying to SWIM in a farmer's anhydrous ammonia tank.
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 08:53:50 PM »
Satisfied When Im Munted

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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 11:28:12 PM »
Some willfully intelligent madman
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2011, 11:36:52 PM »
Apparently it's also someone who watches too much late night television  8)
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 11:55:08 PM »
I second that.

I love squidbillies. I'm almost 40 years old and I love that shit. My mom's contact pic of me on her phone is rusty lmao.
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 07:21:45 AM »
haha, I started this same topic back as psnaut..
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 09:41:33 AM »
Sadists With Incestual Motives ............. <----------- that one came to mind when i read about necro-nutz / psycho-babel

SHIT Welking Inocents Money ..............<------------ Same as above ..........


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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 10:46:28 AM »
   If, as I believe this thread to be; IS about using them 'Once commonly used term, in Forums such as these,, "SWIM" which once meant,--"Someone Who Isn't ME",, as an attempt to "distance oneself from", OR ,

 "Add Plausible Deniability", to the "Argument,,"that,,those posts were NOT DONE BY ME,! God Forbid :o  But BY 'Another 'person' who had access to my computer,, etc "

  Depending upon "Where you Live",, and the 'Ways the Law "Workx" in your; town/City/State/ or (Fuck Noooooo!!!!),,America,,most parts...sorry to be racist or nuthin?

  This "type of Plausible Deniability IS/and can be used successfully "at certain times and or Places"

 MOST HELPFUL in some types of defense--howevers If headaches continue, Be Sure to contact a Reputable Lawyer for Advice"

      A Robert Anton Wilson 'type',,
     "Quantum Geography" :o..I shit My Bruzzers Not!! Check out "Maybe Logic" on Documentary Heaven......
   
    For when mr Wilson Moved into a 'New House' in Santa Cruz,,where the Map says he 'Lived in Suburb A',, however,,after having his house burgled, and the Police who attended,, TOLD HIM he,,
             "actually Lived in Another Suburb--Suburb B"...oh well....
  BUT then, upon insuring His House,, he was TOLD once more, by a 'Greater Power' his insurance Co. that,, he was,,
                                             "ACTUALLY living in Suburb C"
       Which, I am led to believe, assisted his "Comprehension of 'things Quantum' Considerably"...
         I.e. He now was able to "come to terms" with "Multiple Universes",, being Real
   Due to the Clear Evidence, showing, that He,,
 
  "Did in Fact, LIVE IN THREE PLACES AT THE SAME TIME!!!,, since then,according to  him,, ALL other Quantum dilemmas are 'a snap!',,!! ;)

 I thought SWIM meant "Shit Whats IT all Mean?"

  Well, to tell the TRUTH,, the Very first time i saw those letters written, I figured "someone had got wet" LITRERALLY,,swimming;to swim=getting wet,,,duh? BUT it DIDNT MAKE SENSE !!
   I must say, without a book of 'cyber code de-coded' the world of IMHO's and IIRCs etc were a tad Puzzling, at first,,when this Cyber sailor took to the WWW sea!"

     peace love and rice pudding with apricots and creme fraiche

    Hyppy
 




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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2011, 12:31:54 AM »
Wtf did you just say?
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2011, 03:37:50 AM »
LOL!
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2011, 03:42:21 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2011, 04:38:14 AM »
SWIM is someone who dumb ass people think will take the blame for stupid shit they done confessed to. You would have better chances in court on saying someone hacked your account and wrote that if you didn't use SWIM which denotes that you are accepting responsibility for your actions and attempting to cover your tracks in the process.

SWIM is a false hope from a different time.

SWIM is dead, he has drowned please let swim R.I.P.

THAT'S WHO SWIM IS, an alibi for the mentally disabled.
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2011, 04:47:02 AM »
Quote 'THAT'S WHO SWIM IS, an alibi for the mentally disabled.'

No, shit for brains, it stands for 'some wanker incompetent at moderating', when used of a member of a forum.

Mentioning no names...fuckin' dumb oxytocin junkie.
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2011, 04:53:07 AM »
Lol. I thought we were playing with the possible meanings of swim. I abhor the term, it literally makes my head hurt. I can't imagine the level of stupidity one would have to possess to actually believe that is protection from prosecution.
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2011, 05:00:46 AM »

Seriously, I hardly ever take Oxycontins, maybe once a year at best so perhaps you better check you own BIAS for a second before spouting off misinformation.

Look dude....


I know it pisses you off, but when it comes down to it, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY DISABLED GET OVER IT! I don't care what the docs said you are more then capable of learning new material and retaining it.

Stop flipping out on me every time I make a meager mention of something of this nature. It makes no sense and the odds of censoring me are about slim to none

This is something I anticipated before accepting the role of a moderator....

Please do me a favor and head on over to WD and look at some of my old post. You think im an Ahole now huh, well I spend every last minute typing on this forum trying to make coherent decent post to hold up to the moderator level and set a standard for the board, if you think this is simple then have at it.....

...however its kind of annoying to know you have to sit back and please everyone for everything and censor your own speech due to POLITICS.....

Sorry bro you know I like you, but i'm just not a political man, I try not to change myself for the will of another. I try not to offend but when it comes down to it what do you think the odds are of me changing my normal speech to please someone else?

Im just me with no bias towards you at all.
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2011, 05:08:48 AM »
Lol. I thought we were playing with the possible meanings of swim. I abhor the term, it literally makes my head hurt. I can't imagine the level of stupidity one would have to possess to actually believe that is protection from prosecution.

You have to remember the internet was a completely different place back then with no standards to go off of and in its essence no cops watching everyone. It seemed prudent to allow some deny-ability to each statement just in case future events meant it was needed. In the end it never made a damn bit of difference since not a single internet post has ever been brought up in a trial of this nature to the best of my knowledge.

They tracked you thru you IP number and other online indications and found out who you where. Your use of swim more then likely directed them more then it swayed them away. It seems to me and more then likely them to be a big ass bullseye saying, "hey SWIM(I) is doing something highly illegal".... "can you help SWIM (me)out a bit he will cut you in on the goods(conspiracy)ect....ect...."
There once were some bees and you took all there stuff!
You pissed off the wasp now enough is enough!!!

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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2011, 05:15:06 AM »
Yeah, swim had it's day. It's tired and old these days. It's like these guys who are 20 saying beecause and could it bee and all that shit when they are way to young to be for real. It's a nonstop facepalm sometimes reading these boards. I like this one, though. It's quiet and fairly low key, also there is a no swim policy lol.

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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2011, 05:27:54 AM »

Edit----Censor? no, just act like a decent human being in that particular respect, common parlance and getting stuck that way is one thing, although not a particularly pleasant character trait, its true, but what you came out with that couple of posts back...to remind you 'THAT'S WHO SWIM IS, an alibi for the mentally disabled', that isn't just using a common, although pretty offensive term for (to a degree) another meaning, that is outright offensive, refraining from acting like that on a forum, isn't censorship, it is acting like an arrogant, hypocritical prick. Pretty slow to learn yourself, considering how I have had to repeat myself in an attempt to get you to keep a civil tongue in your head.

And like I say, that shite you just came out with, that takes the fucking biscuit, I don't think you can claim the defense of stupidity on this one sedit, either you could have figured out it was going to be highly offensive in less than the time it takes to type one letter, or you are a liar, claiming otherwise.

You may be ACTING like one dumb fucking pain in the arse NT, but I don't think you are one....well, not the dumb bit, at least, not entirely. Your are not such a brain donor that you couldn't figure it out for yourself...come on, you having a fuckin' giraffe or what?

To quote 'I try not to offend', sorry, no, you don't, or if you do, then you really ARE one of the most gratuitously stupid NTs I have ever come accross.....maybe set this into perspective.

Say a black guy takes umbrage at you addressing him, every time you address a sentence, as 'black bastard'...and then are told, in no uncertain terms that the black in question would quite happily rearrange your face for exactly that, but he will let it go, if you apologise and do it sincerly....would you actually, in honesty think that to reply with 'yeah, sure, I'm sorry nigger, all straight? are you gonna go back to your farm work now like a good little spearchuckerand, on and by the way, do shut the motherfucking jesus H arseraped christ alive up with that god-damn monkey-chant protest singing next time your massah address you for that he gonna have that black monkey hide whipped from yo' back boy'  and expect not to have your face inserted as a tampon in the new twatcrack you just got carved?

No...bollocks would you, so don't play dumb with me, don't insult my intelligence.

And no, your right, I do not have mental retardation to any degree,  (my memory issue is entirely besides the point, I'm stuck with that, or at least, have been up until now, and that is not something I was born with, its something caused, by my own recklessness with certain things, and to a larger one, by the fact control over the reckless use of those things was taken from me by force, and replaced, medically speaking, with nothing suitable for the purpose) I am not talking about that, nor being dyscalculic. Newsflash, I'm autistic, and whilst I am not one of those insufferable aspie supremacist militant types, that piss all over my community from a great height attempting, in their way, to serve it, yes, I am elitist, and I make no bones about the fact, I have good reason to be.

I certainly couldn't give a shit weather you had a bias towards me or not, as far as neurotypes go, what I give a shit about, sedit, is the fact that you are acting like an uneducated, arrogant boor, and infinately worse, a hypocrite, and liar.

That is not conduct fit for a moderator to be displaying. Whilst that last time you came out with something on a similar theme, I found it really pretty offensive, not so much what you said, but the disgraceful way you acted when approached about it. But, despite that, I let it drop, didn't cut loose at you over it, now fucked I see fit to hold back, you don't. I don't mean to offend, by the way.

You had my respect. Now past tense. I see nothing whatsoever to respect in the likes of you, to say contempt, would be


Oh, and at the risk of showing you up for a bit of a pillock, 'oxytocin' is not a brand name for a time-release dosage unit of an opioid drug. It is a neuropeptide. Look it up if you haven't heard of it, its involved in the pharmacology of the methylenedioxyamphetamines, also given to pregnant women just about to give birth, to induce dilation of the cervix, and especially in your kind, social reciprocal instinct, and when artificially taken in a form that will effectively pass the blood-brain-barrier, creates feelings of trust and confidence in another encountered human, or at least, lowers the threshold before confidence can be had in the other, weather or not it is earned.



« Last Edit: June 18, 2011, 06:25:51 AM by Tsathoggua »
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Re: Who The Fuck Is SWIM ?
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2011, 05:40:29 AM »
Still waiding in meth
stop wanting it man
show wombats interesting media
still wishing its me
shrooms will intice murder
some were in morder
some wanker is making
some wet incepid muck
so will it move
she wants it man :)