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Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« on: April 06, 2012, 05:44:43 AM »
A neutrino ordered a drink and the bartender says "We don't serve faster than light particles here". A neutrino walks into a bar.

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2012, 07:55:30 PM »
:) I like hypothetical particle jokes too, but I hear they don't play nice with reality.
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2012, 02:20:17 AM »
A friend told me that one yesterday, actually we were the only ones who thought it was funny:
 
When a king farts, is it called noble gas?
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Damn, always the same with those noble gas jokes... theres never a reaction  ;D
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2012, 01:33:59 AM »
Knock Knock. . .
"Who's there?"
"Nicholas. ."
"Nicholas who?"
Nicholas girls shouldnt climb trees

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2012, 03:40:32 AM »
ugh! lol

 fresh thinks 'nicholas grrls' should climb trees...often ;D
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2012, 01:45:55 PM »
I read neutrinos may not travel faster than light, the research may have been flawed.

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2012, 03:24:39 PM »
Whenever I tell a joke, its like chemistry: I get mixed reactions ;D
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2012, 04:08:49 PM »
you want baaad jokes eh?

what do you call a guy with 12 rabbits up his arse?    Warren ;D
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2012, 04:45:31 PM »
how to stop a gang rape
throw in a basketball.

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2012, 12:34:54 AM »
fuk man thats just nasty.........I zinc we are done because all the good jokes argon!
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 05:53:50 PM »
there was a chem professor at the local univ. which told the corniest jokes ever:

There was a frog which went into a bank for a loan. The loan officer was busy, so his assistant Mrs Palliwack was helping the frog. She asked what kind of collateral he had. The frog produced, from his pocket, a nick-nack but the value was unknown. The frog was a long time good customer at the bank but the assistant had to break into the meeting to get her boss's approval. The boss replied "It's a nick-nack, Palliwack, give the frog a loan"


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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2012, 12:36:44 AM »
The corniest jokes on the planet were spread on the internet.
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2012, 08:58:44 AM »
I WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY!!
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2012, 08:20:19 PM »
GTFO, it is the only semianual internet holiday that EVERYONE HATES.  >_<   ;D
Love you Carl, and all your humor that makes sense.
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2012, 07:30:44 AM »
i fucking love this site! most of you native english speaker must think of me as a total moron/child when it comes about my humour so immature it is ;D
but the "its-only-funny-cause-its-another-language factor" shouldnt bee left out ;D
hmm fuck thought this pic would be bigger :-\
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fresh1

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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2012, 07:23:32 PM »
nah carl it's all good, slowly but surely your english is improving, and your jokes are no worse than all the others ;)

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aussies kiss down under  :D





ps. btw dmon wtf is a "semi-annual" anything?  ???  "bi-annual" maybe?  :-\
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2012, 07:56:45 PM »
i dont think these less than 2 month i am here give a real visible change in my english performance because i am familiar with the language like nearly 20 years now ;D but thank you anyway
ive meant explosm.net´s daily comics with the post above, they are truly fantastic ;D
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2012, 08:42:07 AM »
"how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light globe?"


"only one,, but the lightglobes must want to change"
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2012, 04:01:51 PM »
In going with that theme...

how many deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?  -- One should do the trick, but it will take a few more thousand to follow the dead lightbulb around for the next decade...
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Re: Joke I heard yesterday, cracked me up
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2012, 08:44:35 AM »
I'll go with some more 'pun-ishment'

The question being "how polar are polar bears?"

http://imgur.com/r/funny/TtNF4
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