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Who to test your questionable shit on?
« on: August 12, 2009, 05:03:04 AM »
Ok you just got done laboring in your lab on a new procedure and you finally got the final shit made. The only thing is you're not entirely sure that said shit was made correctly or is what you want it to be. Half of you thinks it will be the best high you've ever had and the other half of you thinks it will instantly kill you the second it touches your tongue. Of course not being stupid you certainly do not want to test it out on yourself so who do you pick?

Do you hide it in home baked cookies that you give to your neighbor and see if he/she is alive next morning? Do you ask Fido if he wants a treat? Do you wait for the next time your kid needs a punishment? Or do you finally give in to your wife's incessant nagging about why you never cook? Or is there some other better way to test your shit?

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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2009, 06:26:52 AM »
I don't think a dog would be a good candidate, as different species can have different lethal dose response curves.  For example, theobromine (IIRC) kills dogs, while it makes us feel good.  That or theophylline, I can't remember.  I usually use my friends.  However, stuff I make in my lab, I'm usually aware that it will not harm them.  If I'm to the stage of offering it to my friends, the worst it will do is not work.  I'd be wary about drugging people without their consent - that's a whole new set of legal issues.  At the very least, gross negligence would be the charge.  Worst case scenario is attempted murder.  Interesting thread, I'm interested in other's replies.  I assume you put 'wife' german? hahaha

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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2009, 07:25:14 AM »
I put other, if you are unsure of it toss it or purify it so you are sure of it. Its not that hard to do a tiny bit of chromotagraphy as naf1 has shown in the finger printing cannabinoid thread, or whatever it was called.

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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2009, 08:11:39 AM »
Melting point. :)

I would buy a rat from the nearest pet store and see how it reacts.

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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2009, 08:40:33 AM »
One must consider that other animals, as Douchermann pointed out, do not have the same metabolism. This is the reason safrole is carcinogenic in rats, but not humans.. that is, if I remember correctly. 

Doesn't bluelight except anonymous samples and post their impurities? I'd do that if the TLC showed many layers of compounds.
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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2009, 11:51:43 AM »
You test you material on a TLC plate and compair the RF to a known value or against a control sample.

The THC monitering post Naf1 made explains a simple way in a sorts to perform a TLC at home and with the rigth viewing agent you can be 100% that the material in that strip is what you want.
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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2009, 05:55:03 PM »
You guys are so serious lol.

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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2009, 06:03:26 PM »
It says something about one's product if ya aren't willing to take it yourself.
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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 06:09:11 PM »
I don't think its all about seriosness German but if your unsure about something bioassay tells you very little. Strictnine produces stimulant effects in small doses so you still even after a bioassay know wether or not your product is contaminated yet TLC will show you that you indeed have the correct product and if there are contaminations in there as well by forming seperate bands for each material.
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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 08:29:25 PM »
Just give it to local junkey and tell them that this shit is suppose to get them really high if it works or
just tell them the truth that it needs to be tested on someone, they are usually willing to take anything.

If it does not help pay them 20€ or so. They do much about everything for 20€ which is a price for "H".

I know examples when they injected vodka, crude brown, almost black heroin,heroin mixed with fresh lemon juice (with all those fruit particles), dissolved pills and some random liquids just to see what will happen.
They snort glass powder, chalk powder, ground up nutmeg, etc...
One of the morons smoked strychnine with some cannabis and tobacco. He told that he had a hadache for three days, but that the effects were worth it.
He did this on more occasions. He also mixed his shit with random rat poisons he found in basements....


I am surprised that these people are still alive. And the most interesting part is, that no one told them to try anything.
Imagine what they will do if you give them something, tell them it might get them high, and offer them a small reward. ;)
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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2009, 03:46:55 AM »
I'd imagine that describing all junkies with that kind of behaviour,, well not where I look out my window....perhaps the odd one with compounding mental issues, but then again, I know of some non-junkie types who behave just as erratic, given the circumstances...

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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 12:53:24 PM »
ya know what swij had been dicking with a few things to and figured that junkies make the best candidates they'll suck it up no matter waht it is.
just tell them some bullshit.
and hide all your valubles too.
they are junkies ya know.
or what was it tyrone da crackehead "i'll suck your dick man!!!!"
yeah those types
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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2009, 03:19:34 AM »
Yeh, well I must admit, a friend who is a junkie, has offered, yet the sucking part was not..Got me thinking ;D

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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 03:28:12 AM »
Mice are cheep as chips and I have always convinced myself if I had something that worryed me why not test it on what normal chemist test on?
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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 07:07:41 AM »
I've always felt that mice are a somewhat bad analog to humans.  While they'll certainly tell you if it's toxic, perhaps it would be significantly less toxic in a human, or even more toxic.

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Re: Who to test your questionable shit on?
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2009, 12:49:13 AM »
German

I will give you an address and THIS Animal will gladly test them for you !

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yes some confirmations first,

solubilities and meltingpoint and that's good enough for me..
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