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Kind request
« on: August 29, 2009, 05:55:21 PM »
Since all you guys are so freakin smart can I make a kind request. Can you put a hold on all the narcotics research for a moment and get working on a baldness cure. My hair is starting to thin and I don't like that bullshit. Thank you.

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Re: Kind request
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2009, 05:59:06 PM »
I hear semen works.... No bullshit look into it.

What you need to do is find out what is causing excessive levels of Dihydrotestotrone in your body and perhaps find something to neutralize that compound invitro. That is the main cause of baldness.

Dude my hair is turning snowwhite and im young as hell so I feel your plight.
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Re: Kind request
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 04:06:57 PM »
Getting bald... I'd much rather have white hair.

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2009, 05:10:47 PM »
how old are you and where is it occurring? receding hair line? Not much you can do.  It's all about genetics and you pulled the short straw. 

Thinning on top/back ares...you might try one of the many medications, but they only slow the sand in the hour glass.

There is a small chance it can be caused by illness or exposure, but really you don't wnat it to be from these causes, they are worse healthwise than baldness.


Get used to it  ;) or start shaving the head.... thats life...




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Re: Kind request
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2009, 05:19:03 PM »
I suffer from mild alopecia at times and if stressful times come up appearently my immune system or something attackes the hail and I get smooth as a babys ass bald spots out of no where. I would rather be completely bald and havinf 2in sized bald spots here and there at times.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2009, 06:22:12 PM »
Stress IMO is a decent factor for hair loss, some reversible some not. So worrying about lossing hair if anything is going to speed it up.

Probably the biggest I believe is chronic masturbation. I don't know why but I think there's a strong link between jerking off and hair loss.

Saw palmetto works to some degree.

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Re: Kind request
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2009, 07:42:43 PM »
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Probably the biggest I believe is chronic masturbation. I don't know why but I think there's a strong link between jerking off and hair loss.

What gives you that idea?
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2009, 11:16:50 PM »
I agree with poison. I think hair loss is almost entirely hormonal and jacking off changes your hormone levels (as does stress and other things). On a side note ever notice how almost all those huge ripped professional athletes have thick heads of hair even though their testostorone levels are through the roof? I think it's because they burn off the hormones before they start doing negative things like causing your hair to fall off and causing acne. Growing up I had really bad acne but whenever I did a really really fucking hard workout my skin would clear all up. I think it was because my body was burning off and using the hormones instead of them just floating around being little bastards causing acne and hair loss. That's my take on it. And Propecia blocks DHEA but is not considered a baldness cure so there is much progress that needs to be made in baldness biochemistry. So get to work brainiacs!
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Re: Kind request
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2009, 02:17:07 AM »
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Probably the biggest I believe is chronic masturbation. I don't know why but I think there's a strong link between jerking off and hair loss.

What gives you that idea?

Vesp asks because he's worried...

Anyone seen "idiocracy"? There's a funny part in the beginning where the narrator describes how all of scientific research became focused on prolonging erections and preventing hair loss. 

My hair is outrageously long at the moment - I'm taking advantage of the young, full head of hair I have now incase bad genes made their way into my DNA haha.  Sedit, perhaps growing your hair out, and pulling it back to hide the bald spots might work? For some reason, men with pony tails and white hair receive more respect than teenage males with pony tails.  The drug stereotype is still there... people must just think the older guy has more funny stories or something.

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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2009, 02:22:37 AM »
My hair use to be long as fuck, I cut it all off about a year ago and haven't had an attack of it since. It was hidden with ease before but now I know it will be recognized with ease.

I found cutting all the stress out of my life fixed it. I think Babys mamas are the main cause of hair loss.
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2010, 02:02:41 AM »
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My hair use to be long as fuck, I cut it all off about a year ago and haven't had an attack of it since
what? an attack of hair? :o

does anyone know why grey hair grows faster than colored hair?

my greys are racing my browns....and winning!!! :o
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2010, 02:21:44 AM »
No....

Its an attack of the overactive immune system due to fucked up TSH levels causing the immune system to attack the folicals of the hair along with other parts of the body. You know how fun it is to have your body attack you like it was fighting a fucking Flu at times? Awsome fuckin awsome.


Stress IMO is a decent factor for hair loss, some reversible some not. So worrying about lossing hair if anything is going to speed it up.

Probably the biggest I believe is chronic masturbation. I don't know why but I think there's a strong link between jerking off and hair loss.

Alot of hair loss, mainly pattern baldness, is caused by Dihydroxytestostrone. Build up of this causes death of the hair shaft and has been shown to be a mutation, in many cases for baldness.

Funny part is DHT is also something on the order of twice as potant as Testostrone. Hmmmm.... maybe bald guys are better lovers lol. They just beat that shit down like they own itanyway.


I wonder if any one has everdone a study on baldness and Bipolar disorder becaue I feel a over active testostrone levels may be one of the main causes for BP.



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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2010, 02:28:22 AM »
"Anyone seen "idiocracy"?"

Brilliant movie! Well corny as fuck and got a bit boring towards the end, but I really liked it! One could argue we are very nearly there now!



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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2010, 04:14:05 AM »
yep sedit i do!!! not good!! i had a Guillian-barre as a result of being bitten by a four week old kitten!!--cost me 1 year bedridden-5years 'housebound' and 10 years until i could walk and not fall over when i tripped--and i still have some bullshit residual stuff going on--check out 'hyperkeratosis pyloris' which i have these days--its a bitch >:(
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Re: Kind request
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2010, 05:24:18 PM »
Wow dude thats pretty shitty... Makes my issues seem petty man.

See... and people wounder why I don't like cats.
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