Thermocouple-Pipette Thermometer

[gruns]

Pipette:  Kimble, disposable, rated at 20C, markings read:
5/10ml in 5/100

coupled with:

generic 9v digital multimeter with k-type thermocouple
(looks like a thin pair of wires with a tiny knob connecting
them at the end)

Melt pointed tip of pipette closed with blowtorch, insert thermocouple,
wrap teflon tape around midsection to fit 10/30,
reads my grandmother's rectal temperature at 232C, smooth as butter.

Aren't multimeters wonderful?

Total cost: $20

over and under, then back to the start
this sidewalk's bottom is the same as its top

[PolytheneSam]

Reminds me of this I've seen recently.
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http://www.geocities.com/dritte123/PSPF.html
The hardest thing to explain is the obvious

[gruns]

Oh yeah, and those $10 aquarium air pumps kick fuckin' ass too
over and under, then back to the start
this sidewalk's bottom is the same as its top