My buddies and I have been growing shrooms for a while, and after the heat started getting hot, we decided to not give them out... because I'd never sell them, just give them as a gift 
. We were left with quite a lot, so we decided to have a few shroom parties. This is about the third one we had (and currently the most recent). This will be my fourth time trying shrooms, so I wont say I'm inexperienced with it. Below is a list of the people attending and the amount they took:
Males:
Myself: 4g
S: 4g
C: 3g
J: 7g
AB: 3.5g
Females:
L: 3g
M: 2.5g
A: 2.5g
We took them around 11pm. It was only after we took them that I learned M was expected home around 2am. Fortunately, she only lived three blocks away, so she could be walked if necessary. I started to feel the affects, and then I found out S's girlfriend's car wont start. I go upstairs, and find out it's more difficult than just jumping the car, so I realize I have to concentrate. I ran inside, got my scanner and it showed no engine codes (reasons why it wont start). Once I read this, I remember how many IAC valves have gone bad on me in the past, so I lightly push on the gas pedal, then start the car. It starts right up (thank god), I tell her whats wrong, then she leaves. I feel the complications are over with, and I can now enjoy the trip.
I get downstairs, and I find out the toilet overflowed. This blows my mind for two reasons - it's designed not to overflow; it has never overflowed before until this night, and number two, I'm on shrooms haha. I make the overflowee clean it up with paper towels as I plunge it. Another distraction gone, time to enjoy the trip. It's about 1hr after we took them by now, so it's starting to kick in a little harder. I turn on some ELO, because it's absolutely amazing while tripping. I stumble my way over to the girls and check on them. L, has done this before with me. A has done this before, but not with me. M is a newbie, so L is talking with her and explaining all that's going to happen. All the while, they're having lots of fun.
About 1.5 hours post ingestion, We throw a strobe light on. Some of the coolest things to do while tripping with a strobe light is to keep your eyes open for 1 minute (don't stare at it though), then close them. It's like being transported to a new world, because the flashing stops. Also, while the strobe light is going, walk over to a refridgerator, then open it. The light from fridge cancels out all the light from the strobe, and again, feels like a new world. At some point, two of my other female friends show up just for the hell of it. I never mentioned it to the other trippers, so when they bolted down the stairs, it scared the piss out of most of them. I laughed to myself.
My friend, J, has been experimenting with large amounts of shrooms. He previously did 6.5g and was perfectly fine. This batch must have been much stronger...
About 2 hrs post injestion, his voice gradually gets louder and louder. I finally catch it when I realize he's shouting. He moves his way from my couch to my coffee table and begins saying "Wow... I am the table!" "How did I just go through the table??" "This is happening right now, I am happening". We laugh, and I ask him nicely to get off the table. He sits back on the couch in an odd position, gripping his ankles. He then shouts "It feels like I'm in my ass... does anyone else feel like they're in their ass?" My friend C was pretending to eat the large dorito off the front of a dorito bag, and J follows up with "I just saw you eating that, but there was nothing there to eat, so while you were eating that, you were eating something that doesn't exist" The two non-trippers are having a ball with his various phrase.
It was at this point, he becomes disconnected from reality. He says "Wow, I am the universe, and the universe is me!" "It feels like I'm cumming, is everybody else cumming? Are we having an orgy?" "This is happening, I am happening. I am happening all over the place" "It feels like I'm dying. How can I be dying and being born at the same time?" After this, he stands up, and once he reaches the top of his stance, he just falls. He fell on an end table, knocked the vase off, knocked the lavalamp off, and crushed the oreos. He then gets back up, and falls on a couch full of girls, who manage to push him off. Once he's on the ground, we keep him there.
While all of this is happening, An is freaking out. He thinks that one of my female friends is actually his ex g/f, and my buddy C is trying to set him up. An and A end up leaving. I didn't even realize it, An ends up getting in his car and driving away with A (they're dating). They live an hour west, but they end up driving an hour south. At some point, An ended up freaking out, and driving the car into a cornfield. When the farmer came out to help them, he bolted, and ran through the farmer's house. The cops come, and it takes two of them to tackle this guy. Once he is detained, they are holding his wrists. He says "Twist them harder, pussies!" while fighting, so they broke his wrists. He ends up only getting charged for evading a peace officer once he tells them that he was on a psychedelic drug, and he doesn't actually behave that way normally.
Back to J. While he is on the ground, he says "It feels like we're in a movie!" and One of the non-trippers follows with "J, you are the movie!" and He says "Why thank you" and goes to rub her leg, but ends up rubbing C's leg. C tells him this, and he stops. J resumes with saying random things. He says things along the lines of "My girlfriend is gonna break up with me, but we're gonna get married" "We're gonna get married while she's breaking up with me" "She's a good wife" "I masturbate on myspace with a ford F-150" That last one made us all go nuts, we couldn't stop laughing. I was relieved when the two girls that weren't tripping said they'd drive M home when necessary. However...
Around 1:54am, M's parents call. I answer the phone in a pissed off tone because I don't know who is calling my house at 2am. When I realize it was her mom, she asks "where is M" and I said she's in the bathroom. She says "well give her the phone" and I said "Alright, she's almost out of the bathroom" and her mom says "No, I want to talk to her now" and she starts yelling at me. I couldn't handle that, so I handed the phone off to a non-tripper. M's parents decide they were going to come to my house and pick up M. L and myself walk M outside and wait for her parents. All the while, I'm tripping nuts. Fortunately, M's parents didn't ask me any questions, they just took her home. L and I are sitting out on my front step, and a racoon walks up to us. This was by far, the coolest thing I've seen. The best way to describe it was that it flowed into where it was walking. It reminded me of really good CGI creature from say Lady in the Water.
Unfortunately, L started freaking out. She thought that M's parents were going to call her parents, and ends up spending the night at one of the non-trippers houses. I go back downstairs, and finally it's reduced to S, J, C, and myself. J made it on to the couch and has stopped talking. I lay down on the couch and let out a sigh of relief. The entire time, S and C had been having a blast. I hear water running, but then remember that the drain pipes are within 5 feet of me. A few seconds later, J gets up and goes to the bathroom. I walk upstairs for a minute, then hear a bunch of laughter downstairs. J apparently pissed himself. When he went into the bathroom, he forgot other people were out here, and walked out with no pants on. I gave him some athletic shorts of mine, then I explained to them the crazy shit that went on over the course of the night. The night finally wound down, and I went to sleep. One of the most fun nights I've had in a long time, despite how hectic it was.
. We were left with quite a lot, so we decided to have a few shroom parties. This is about the third one we had (and currently the most recent). This will be my fourth time trying shrooms, so I wont say I'm inexperienced with it. Below is a list of the people attending and the amount they took:Males:
Myself: 4g
S: 4g
C: 3g
J: 7g
AB: 3.5g
Females:
L: 3g
M: 2.5g
A: 2.5g
We took them around 11pm. It was only after we took them that I learned M was expected home around 2am. Fortunately, she only lived three blocks away, so she could be walked if necessary. I started to feel the affects, and then I found out S's girlfriend's car wont start. I go upstairs, and find out it's more difficult than just jumping the car, so I realize I have to concentrate. I ran inside, got my scanner and it showed no engine codes (reasons why it wont start). Once I read this, I remember how many IAC valves have gone bad on me in the past, so I lightly push on the gas pedal, then start the car. It starts right up (thank god), I tell her whats wrong, then she leaves. I feel the complications are over with, and I can now enjoy the trip.
I get downstairs, and I find out the toilet overflowed. This blows my mind for two reasons - it's designed not to overflow; it has never overflowed before until this night, and number two, I'm on shrooms haha. I make the overflowee clean it up with paper towels as I plunge it. Another distraction gone, time to enjoy the trip. It's about 1hr after we took them by now, so it's starting to kick in a little harder. I turn on some ELO, because it's absolutely amazing while tripping. I stumble my way over to the girls and check on them. L, has done this before with me. A has done this before, but not with me. M is a newbie, so L is talking with her and explaining all that's going to happen. All the while, they're having lots of fun.
About 1.5 hours post ingestion, We throw a strobe light on. Some of the coolest things to do while tripping with a strobe light is to keep your eyes open for 1 minute (don't stare at it though), then close them. It's like being transported to a new world, because the flashing stops. Also, while the strobe light is going, walk over to a refridgerator, then open it. The light from fridge cancels out all the light from the strobe, and again, feels like a new world. At some point, two of my other female friends show up just for the hell of it. I never mentioned it to the other trippers, so when they bolted down the stairs, it scared the piss out of most of them. I laughed to myself.
My friend, J, has been experimenting with large amounts of shrooms. He previously did 6.5g and was perfectly fine. This batch must have been much stronger...
About 2 hrs post injestion, his voice gradually gets louder and louder. I finally catch it when I realize he's shouting. He moves his way from my couch to my coffee table and begins saying "Wow... I am the table!" "How did I just go through the table??" "This is happening right now, I am happening". We laugh, and I ask him nicely to get off the table. He sits back on the couch in an odd position, gripping his ankles. He then shouts "It feels like I'm in my ass... does anyone else feel like they're in their ass?" My friend C was pretending to eat the large dorito off the front of a dorito bag, and J follows up with "I just saw you eating that, but there was nothing there to eat, so while you were eating that, you were eating something that doesn't exist" The two non-trippers are having a ball with his various phrase.
It was at this point, he becomes disconnected from reality. He says "Wow, I am the universe, and the universe is me!" "It feels like I'm cumming, is everybody else cumming? Are we having an orgy?" "This is happening, I am happening. I am happening all over the place" "It feels like I'm dying. How can I be dying and being born at the same time?" After this, he stands up, and once he reaches the top of his stance, he just falls. He fell on an end table, knocked the vase off, knocked the lavalamp off, and crushed the oreos. He then gets back up, and falls on a couch full of girls, who manage to push him off. Once he's on the ground, we keep him there.
While all of this is happening, An is freaking out. He thinks that one of my female friends is actually his ex g/f, and my buddy C is trying to set him up. An and A end up leaving. I didn't even realize it, An ends up getting in his car and driving away with A (they're dating). They live an hour west, but they end up driving an hour south. At some point, An ended up freaking out, and driving the car into a cornfield. When the farmer came out to help them, he bolted, and ran through the farmer's house. The cops come, and it takes two of them to tackle this guy. Once he is detained, they are holding his wrists. He says "Twist them harder, pussies!" while fighting, so they broke his wrists. He ends up only getting charged for evading a peace officer once he tells them that he was on a psychedelic drug, and he doesn't actually behave that way normally.
Back to J. While he is on the ground, he says "It feels like we're in a movie!" and One of the non-trippers follows with "J, you are the movie!" and He says "Why thank you" and goes to rub her leg, but ends up rubbing C's leg. C tells him this, and he stops. J resumes with saying random things. He says things along the lines of "My girlfriend is gonna break up with me, but we're gonna get married" "We're gonna get married while she's breaking up with me" "She's a good wife" "I masturbate on myspace with a ford F-150" That last one made us all go nuts, we couldn't stop laughing. I was relieved when the two girls that weren't tripping said they'd drive M home when necessary. However...
Around 1:54am, M's parents call. I answer the phone in a pissed off tone because I don't know who is calling my house at 2am. When I realize it was her mom, she asks "where is M" and I said she's in the bathroom. She says "well give her the phone" and I said "Alright, she's almost out of the bathroom" and her mom says "No, I want to talk to her now" and she starts yelling at me. I couldn't handle that, so I handed the phone off to a non-tripper. M's parents decide they were going to come to my house and pick up M. L and myself walk M outside and wait for her parents. All the while, I'm tripping nuts. Fortunately, M's parents didn't ask me any questions, they just took her home. L and I are sitting out on my front step, and a racoon walks up to us. This was by far, the coolest thing I've seen. The best way to describe it was that it flowed into where it was walking. It reminded me of really good CGI creature from say Lady in the Water.
Unfortunately, L started freaking out. She thought that M's parents were going to call her parents, and ends up spending the night at one of the non-trippers houses. I go back downstairs, and finally it's reduced to S, J, C, and myself. J made it on to the couch and has stopped talking. I lay down on the couch and let out a sigh of relief. The entire time, S and C had been having a blast. I hear water running, but then remember that the drain pipes are within 5 feet of me. A few seconds later, J gets up and goes to the bathroom. I walk upstairs for a minute, then hear a bunch of laughter downstairs. J apparently pissed himself. When he went into the bathroom, he forgot other people were out here, and walked out with no pants on. I gave him some athletic shorts of mine, then I explained to them the crazy shit that went on over the course of the night. The night finally wound down, and I went to sleep. One of the most fun nights I've had in a long time, despite how hectic it was.
